IDIOT, n.

A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.

The sea of idiots is vast indeed.

by Ambrose Bierce April 9, 2004

fog idiot

A fog idiot is someone that's such a friggin' idiot, they can't pick up on the simplest of concepts. Almost like everything they do is slowed down and painful, similar to driving in fog. You can't see shit, can't drive anywhere fast and its annoying to deal with. Friends don't let friends be fog idiots.

Bro, you're such a fog idiot! I don't even know why I bother trying to explain anything to you.

by I'mrickjames January 16, 2018

Idiot eyes

Someone that looks at something beautiful, or otherwise awesome, and doesn't see its beauty and/or awesomeness.

"My brother didn't care for the scrapbook page I did last night."
"That's because Josh has idiot eyes."

by CharluhWarluh November 23, 2011

relative idiot

A person who has different knowledge compared to a reference person.

I feel like an relative idiot when I speak with my sister.

by A relative idiot May 20, 2021

american idiot

Republican party of the government

an american idiot is a republican party supporter

by Jedi Master May 13, 2005

Idiot

when a person could buy a volvo but instead buys a rover. they are then known as an idiot.

"I had to call the AA out again yesterday. my rover is broken, i should have bought that Volvo. i am such an IDIOT"

by mattyhasarover May 3, 2009

Idiot

Someone who is ignorant. Doesn't know what is right in front of them.

That guy who couldn't make up his mind about Lina is an idiot.

Lina is awesome, anyone who thinks otherwise must be an idiot.

by Sgt J October 23, 2014