An object placed on an erect penis that stays there on its own. For example, a water bottle placed over the shaft would be considered a hood ornament .
Girl: Hey Daniel, I hear you're packing some serious hangage in them jeans...
Daniel: Well, let's just say I can use your that flower vase over there as a hood ornament ;)
Girl: *nom nom nom*
G: Dude, that chick is so tiny!
D: Ya man, if I play my cards right, I bet I could make her my very own hood ornament!
G: lol
A man, specifically a nigger, that claims to be rich, because he makes $4 more per hour than his nigger friends who live on welfare. Demonstrated well by Waka Flocka Flame.
Nigger #1 - Aye bress I'm hood rich!
Nigger #2 - Nahh boe you ain't got shit in yo wallet.
ex. The price of items in a convenience store that you would usually get from a grocery store for less,such as, bread,toilet paper,beer,etc....
ex. The price of clothes,shoes,hats and accessories from a smaller neighborhood clothing store that you would get from a urban outfitter in a more retail oriented location for a more reasonable cost.
Sentence: Dont buy that bread out of here yo,you paying double wit that "hood tax".
Sentence: Maaaan,these Nikes got that "hood tax" on em!
A very well dressed person from the ghetto who speaks ebonics as their native tongue. Usually dressed in the latest and most expensive fashions. Always on a paper "money" chase.
It's 10:00 PM Friday night, all the hood bats in East Cleveland, Ohio are at the Park Ave.