Extremely kinky sex, involving saran wrap, a hot glue gun, and a chicken. A term made popular by satirical news show host Stephen Colbert.
Met a chick at a bar the other day and she said let's go back to my place and find out about 'canada's history' and I felt my pits begin to sweat.
by TaakaTaaka February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. A sexual position utilizing 3 items Moose antlers, A jug of maple syrup, and of course the Stanley cup.
It starts by Positioning the anuses of as many Canadians as there are ends on the moose antlers on said antlers, lubricated by the syrup.
Then followed by urinating into the Stanley cup and each person takes turns drinking from it and urinating into it.
It starts by Positioning the anuses of as many Canadians as there are ends on the moose antlers on said antlers, lubricated by the syrup.
Then followed by urinating into the Stanley cup and each person takes turns drinking from it and urinating into it.
by Teh Weesus February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Canada's History, is an elaborate sex move, starting off this unusual fornication deals with the insertion of moose antlers into one or more holes of the mail or females partners body.
Then the contender with the most antlers sticking out from them is water-bordered with the contents of a bottle of maple syrup. Then natural sexual intercourse may occur, providing that the antlers may need to be removed from the frontal are of the female, then finally at the entirety of the climax, the fruits of there labors are emptied into the Stanly Cup, witch the couple then drinks from deeply.
Then the contender with the most antlers sticking out from them is water-bordered with the contents of a bottle of maple syrup. Then natural sexual intercourse may occur, providing that the antlers may need to be removed from the frontal are of the female, then finally at the entirety of the climax, the fruits of there labors are emptied into the Stanly Cup, witch the couple then drinks from deeply.
Dude, Stephan Colbert was talking about that nasty Canada's History on his show last night......nasty shit man.
nasty.
nasty.
by 1234321212 February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. (2009)
Matt: Lindsay Lohan and the Olsen twins are still going strong today. What ever happened to Hilary Duff?
Ryan: You mean that weak-voiced, Lizzie McGuire bitch? Man, she's history stuff.
Ashlee: I know, right? She's like "So Yesterday".
Matt & Jeff: So are you, you worthless lip-synching whore! Get outta here!
Matt: Lindsay Lohan and the Olsen twins are still going strong today. What ever happened to Hilary Duff?
Ryan: You mean that weak-voiced, Lizzie McGuire bitch? Man, she's history stuff.
Ashlee: I know, right? She's like "So Yesterday".
Matt & Jeff: So are you, you worthless lip-synching whore! Get outta here!
by popped cherry November 3, 2004
Get the History Stuffmug. A sexual act, typically performed by rubbing ones feet on a man's unusually scruffy beard, while simultaneously stimulating the vagina of an opossum currently tied to a croquet bat and drenched in stinky cheese. The name is derived from the frequent use of this sexual act by the people of Canada, and its most famous instance of preventing a US-Canadian territory despute in 1846 when President James Polk performed this with Charles Metcalfe in a mutual agreement of ceasefire.
I thought she may have even been 'the one', but she left town when I asked her to do Canada's History with me last night.
by thekaji March 18, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The sexual act wherein a woman sits on top of the Stanley Cup naked. A man covers a pair of moose's antlers in maple syrup, and inserts them as far as possible into the woman's vagina and anus. When the woman can no longer hold the antlers, the man removes them. Then, he attempts to lick up as much syrup as possible from the woman's vagina while she defecates into the Stanley Cup. When the man finishes his search for the syrup, and the woman is finished with her movement, the two eat the excrement out of the Stanley Cup.
by JD4566 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The act of pouring Maple Syrup on a female's anus and sucking it off with a straw while inserting a hockey stick into one's own rectum.
Bob: Hey, why you walking so funny eh?
Doug: I was with a girl last night and I showed her Canada's History!
Bob: Take off!
Doug: You take off, hoser.
Doug: I was with a girl last night and I showed her Canada's History!
Bob: Take off!
Doug: You take off, hoser.
by Dr. Canadian Historian February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.