Alex Shea Double-Grip

The act of walking around with your hands firmly placed upon both your left and right buttock, potentially taking small breaks to give your hand a quick whiff before returning to your power pose.
Look at that guy doing the Alex Shea Double-Grip... I wish I was more like him.
by SomeUrbanGuy February 27, 2025
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The Monkey Grip

When one takes their shoes and socks off and Holds onto someone's head with their feet when someone is giving them a blowjob, optionally making monkey noises.
Max managed to get a girl back to his house after the party, when she offered a Blowjob Max then proposed the idea of "The Monkey Grip" She never came back to his house after that.
by Gaybigboy December 20, 2024
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death grip syndrome

An inability to ejaculate due to either psychological inhibition or through desensitization of the penis from one's hands.
he has death grip syndrome
by Bobbystrurrew July 12, 2023
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ghetto grip

Ghetto grip. A grip only ghetto people have and they learn from being in so many both fights. None them other hoes can get out of it.
Dayummm did you see Monica during that bitch fight?? She got that ghetto grip that none of them other bitches could get out of.
by Ghettobitchesforeva June 16, 2018
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gogurt grip

how one commonly holds their dick when sending a dick pic; in reference to the yogurt tubes snacks from the 90s
"Why is everyone doing the gogurt grip in their dick pics?"
by nanidafuqq April 15, 2025
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gripping my patty

when someone calls you out for something you knowingly did but you didn’t want it to be brought up
person A: didn’t you say you didn’t like emma? so why did you hang out with her last night?

person B: not you gripping my patty

almost the same as “calling me out”
by pissy trissy August 04, 2022
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No grip

Adjective fo slut pussy that ain tight enough to take a dick
Jhit 1: Dawg yo girl ain got no grip
Jhit 2: At leas she ain a vonGugenheimenwompenhomen like yo girl
by bobb milk August 16, 2021
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