fields of green

The chance that an entire row of traffic lights is green. like a field of green

"dude, we were trying to get to the hosipital and it was like fields of green the entire way there"

by Merry c-mas July 20, 2008

Leaf Green

A dark green of most tree leaves. Symbolizes, wisdom, comfort, and loyalty. Also of a deep, pure, and true love based of faith and honesty, not sex.

“He/She had the aura of leaf green, of a true sort of person”

by Erica5 January 6, 2009

Green Spoon

The act of taking a stick a celery and inserting it into your ass.

Mom: Johnny eat your vegetables.

Johnny: I can't they're in mah ass...

Mom: Stop green spooning yourself!

by KappaHunter March 3, 2014

Hard Greens

Similar to vegetables greens, however hard greens are those that are more pronounced and bitter. Romain lettuce is a green, where as spinach is a hard green. Beet greens would also be considered hard greens.

Susan: "We're having salad tonight."
Logan: "Does it have hard greens in it?"
Susan: "Yes. It has spinach instead of Romain lettuce."

by MrLoganC October 7, 2016

green plum

Someone who talks out of their arse all the time and doesn't get the job done. People who have serious verbal diarrhea.

"that bloke is the biggest green plum"

by Crazy Boy 21 November 19, 2016

A green bottle

When a guy spaffs into a bottle filled with liquid (usually sprite) and the girl proceeds to drink it.

Imma drink a green bottle tonight

by Nottherealcoolguy December 8, 2019

Green hat

NTR, cuckold.

*boy wears a green hat*

-That boy looks like he has been cuckolded.

.Novelupdate forum should know that, dammit.

by halmstad May 30, 2019