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Grandma's Eggs

The exquisite smell of shit pipes. Hearty and full of chunky turds the smell seeps from the corroded pipe walls reminding you of the horrible stench of your late babushka's breakfast eggs.
I haven't been to any breakfast joints since we got a whiff of Grandma's Eggs. Just the sight of an egg makes my nose hairs curl...
by Jon John Joan April 10, 2020
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Grandma Chooch

An incredibly slow driver who is typically named Brian. Basically it's a slow driver who shouldn't be driving. Damnit Brian
Person 1:That jerk in front is going 35 in a 75.
Person 2: don't worry they're just a Grandma Chooch
by anonymous July 18, 2021
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Grandmas rainbow

Mainly practiced in 3000 B.C. this ancient ritual of worshiping a grandmas sexual body parts after crossing a rainbow while strange was actually popular to partake in while in Egypt, This has been hidden for thousands of years until recent murals in Egypt showed how beloved it actually was all that time ago.
BRO I WISH I COULD SUMMON GRANDMAS RAINBOW RIGHT NOW THAT SHITS LIT
by burhhhhhh June 22, 2021
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Annoying grandma

A little shit who says they love but they don't love you
Grandma:would you like some cookies.

Me:WTF you always make Fucking cookies ya little bitch fuck you I'm out your an annoying grandma
by Annoy March 30, 2019
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Drama Grandma

• A grandma that hasn’t grown out of being a “drama-mama”.

• Grandmothers who don’t act right, especially around children and grandchildren.

• Grandma’s fighting people and entertaining drama because they never had a loving mom and dad to show them how to act right.
by TruthfulFacts May 6, 2025
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Grandma McFlurry

When three or more sperm donors ejaculate into the Urn of a deceased grandma.
Agnes was such a cumslut, the boys and I gave her a Grandma McFlurry to let her ashes rest as she did.
by Gelly7 June 2, 2024
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