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Helicopter Girlfriend

A hovering, slightly neurotic, but well-meaning, girlfriend who gets way too involved in her partner's day to day activities to the point of interfering with their activities and choices.
She is a total helicopter girlfriend who always makes everyone else stop talking to announce her boyfriend is about to say something.
by braces4life June 29, 2014
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girlfriend

Someone who you endlessly waste your time and money on, so she can repay you by screwing you over for someone else, and still have the nerve to ask you to be her friend. Cuz she thinks shes all that
by towel401 October 4, 2004
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girlfiend

The one who nicks your money, demands your time, blunts your razors, whines about your mates and beats you up in bed. But you love her
'Sorry I can't come to the match, the girlfiend is coming over'
by The original girlfiend January 22, 2004
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girlfriend jeans

Designer jeans you only buy and wear because of your (usually much younger and/or hipper) girlfriend. Your girlfriend may buy them for you or you may buy them yourself, feeling the pressure to hip up.
"Dude, nice girlfriend jeans. Your package is noticeably bulging and your ass looks like it's eating them in the rear. What, the little jailbait GF make you burn all your old baggy ass dirty denim?"
by Wes' Coast Yo March 3, 2010
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tex-girlfriend

an ex-girlfriend that you only really communicated by text or facebook messaging or something
Dude, I saw my tex-girlfriend today for the first time and dayum she's uglay.
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Perfect girlfriend

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Bailey chiales is the most loving caring girlfriend you will ever find she is utterly the epitome of a perfect girlfriend.
by Luis sandoval V June 7, 2017
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A girlfriend

I know you don't have a girlfriend. You shall never have one.
by TheAuthenticRay April 5, 2021
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