judge-fucked

During a competition, esp. a speech/debate tournament, when a judge is clearly going to vote in favor of you but doesn't for some bizzarre, unfathomable reason. Usually causes you to lose when you do not deserve it. Judge-fucking is completely unfair and destroys a majority of competitions.

A: Dude, Two Judges gave me first place in that round. But the third judge gave me last place!
B: Damn, that sucks. Did you make it to semi-finals?
A: No!! I got so freaking Judge-fucked!

A: Why are they getting rid of the tournament?
B: They don't like that we win so much so they're getting rid of it.
A: Wow... That's Judge-Fucked to the EXTREME!

A: How was the tournament?
B: It wasn't fair!! Our best competitors got judge-fucked!
A: Dammit!

by FlipPrincess May 16, 2009

wake-fucked

When you wake up with unstyled hair and it looks fucked from sleeping on it.

When you do something while still half asleep.

I woke up with wake-fucked hair. My hair is wake fucked.

I walked into the wall because I was wake fucked.

by illustrix August 15, 2010

Chubby fucker

A man that loves to have sex with fat chicks. He can't get enough of those fat rolls.

Damn, Troy is a chubby fucker, he loves those fat women.

by Bigballs999 December 18, 2008

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

by b4stard November 10, 2005

Mind Fucked

Something that blows your mind so hard , you cant even begin to comprehend it.

*you watch inception* You jsut got mind fucked.

by Darkfangex January 9, 2011

Camel Fucker

A derogatory word used towards Muslims, comes from the story in the Quran of a mulsim male who was sexually deprived, and since his girlfriend wouldn't marry him, he could not have sex with her, he turned towards a camel and had sex with it because he felt it was not sinfull.

Person 1: Look at that camel fucker!
Person 2: Who? Oh you mean that Muslim?

by oyyyyyyooo May 5, 2011

dog fucker

Fucking of at work.
see Milking the clock.

If my boss so much as sez another word to me about that shit! i'm gonna fuck the dog the rest of the day

by bob rains September 2, 2003