Spring Hill, Florida

Where the elderly come to die, the sun doesnt shine, and where vegetation does not grow. Spring Hill, Florida is a barren wasteland, lacking green life and snow. Poor driving is common, we live off of Ramen, we know not any other way. So come on down to Spring Hill, Florida for a beautiful tropical day.

Spring Hill, Florida is the site of Armageddon, as predicted by Revelations.

Spring Hill, Florida by Johann Van Der Schmidt January 6, 2008

in florida 

In rehab

Guy1: Where is Johnny?
Guy1: He is in Florida again

in florida by Jaq: Your Friendly Bisexual ♂ June 2, 2018

University of Florida 

A place where diversity is a foreign word, and the girls wouldnt dare wear anything execpt pink, pearls,and a camo hat with their sorority letters on it, and you will stick out like a sore thumb if it doesn't look like you took 9 and 1/2 hrs to get ready.

Wow is she a barbie in a pink parade.
No she goes to University of Florida.

University of Florida by KJ November 29, 2004

Palm Bay Florida

Skankiest orifice in the skankiest state.Gold teef,pitbulls,camouflage,'Murrcun/support the troops ribbons,hoopties,monster trucks,baby mammas,parolees,restraining orders,meth,gold teef over meth mouth,Shaquishas,Brittanys,Teshawns,Bubbas,Jesustrucks,Jesus hoopties,Jesus monster trucks,sex offenders,pedophiles,religious fanatics.Often involves a combination of the latter three.

Palm Bay Florida makes the cast and set of Gummo look patrician.

Palm Bay Florida by Lick Poop May 14, 2011

south florida flu 

Taking large amounts of cocaine on the regular. Very common in Southern Florida, the rehab capital of the US, which is how the name came about. Snorting cocaine is as common as the flu.

Sally - She looks really strung out from the weekend
Bob - Yeah, she has that South Florida Flu

south florida flu by cg3851 September 25, 2015

Orange Florida shirt kid 

That kid in the YouTube video where his mom took his gta V and began freaking the fuck out and screaming and crying in the process. Is also rumored to be the thiccest nigga in logan hocking high school ,mason linton, though he denies it everyone knows it is him and will expose his ass eventually.

Orange Florida shirt kid is apparently mason linton but he completely denis anything that he is related to it.

Orange Florida shirt kid by EatDatPussy 445 March 14, 2019

University of Central Florida 

Good luck finding parking

Is that an empty parking spot at the University of Central Florida? Impossible

University of Central Florida by memer211 December 14, 2020