First Love

The person you think about every second to minute of a hour of the day, one you truly fall in love with even if it’s the second time you really love and care about someone. It’s not the person that just took you virginity but a person that will be down for you through what ever and have your back from whatever. It’s also a person you put up with a lot of their stuff just for them to stay and be with you no matter what happens. Don’t confuse first lover(time) with First love

Don’t confuse first lover(time) with first love!

by Spokenreality-101! February 18, 2018

first date

the night you’ve been waiting for, for the longest time. one of the most magical nights of your life, one you will never forget. it’s the butterflies you get as you get the message that that are outside, it’s the feeling of flowers blooming in your chest as you drive in the car to the destination. it’s the little things that make the night magical like cute little conversations about tour futures and getting food together and talking about the other great places you want to go to together, it’s losing track of time with the person you want.

i’m going on my first date tonight and i can’t wait.

by here’s the tea June 9, 2019

Tylerism: First Edition

A book of life, botany, and the wonders of the world, all combined in one.

Shawn: What's your fave book?
Cassy: Thesauraus.Yours?
Shawn: Mine's Tylerism: First Edition.
Cassy: Isn't that a religion for dumbass's, moron's, and idiot's?
Shawn: Not anymore.

by TKLV April 14, 2009

firestronautics

a firestronaut is a man or woman who fights fires on space stations, the moon (in enclosed spaces), or other assorted oxygen-rich extraterrestrial settings.

I thought I wanted to be a fireman or an astronaut, but then I realized that my true future lay in firestronautics.

by Horace Pinkerton December 28, 2005

First Wheel

When one person is being followed by a couple (Its usually an awkward couple).

-The first wheel on a tricycle is being followed by two wheels, real bikes have two wheels

My friend took this chick out to a dance and they just followed me around. OMG this must be a first wheel!

by Blk_Armor_Zero October 1, 2010

First Ho

This is a title used to describe a woman who is the mistress for the president. It is similar to "First Lady," but because the gal is a ho, she's the "First Ho."

Pioneers in the "First Ho" movement include the first US president, George Washington was rumored to have had a mistress, a black slave, named Venus. Abraham Lincoln had a man ho named Joshua Speed. He doubled up when he later went for one of his bodyguards. Then we had JFK, who was known to be a total player, most famously with Marilyn Monroe. Monroe was the most famous First Ho. Most recently we had Bill Clinton with Monika Lewinski.

In summary, being president is a total panty-dropping move, and being the president's panty-dropper makes you the First Ho.

Allison: My friend just called Monika Lewinski the "First Ho." I had never heard that term before, so I laughed so hard that coffee shot out my nose. It hurt like a B!

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by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 21, 2016

first rate

Of the highest quality

That movie last night was first rate

by josoboy July 30, 2016