Spoons fever is a severe form of depression gained specifically from working at a Wetherspoon. It can be identified by grumpiness, easilily irritable mood, dead look in someone’s eyes and just a general loss of the will to live.
“It was really busy in the pub on Monday and I looked over at Andy who was in the middle of pouring eight pints of Tennants and three pints of Guinness for a group of guys and I could instantly tell he was getting spoons fever from the look on his face as the guys kept changing the order.”
“Don’t expect me to be in a good mood today I have spoons fever I’ve been working for seven days in a row and still have three more until I am off, I need a holiday!”
“Don’t expect me to be in a good mood today I have spoons fever I’ve been working for seven days in a row and still have three more until I am off, I need a holiday!”
by SassySpooner January 8, 2019
Get the Spoons fevermug. A case when a non-olive person is attracted to people of "olive" descent. People of Olive Descent include: Middle Easterns , North Africans, Arabs, Balkans and most Southern Europeans (Italians, Greeks, Spaniards, Etc.) Most who have olive fever are attracted to the thick, dark and curly hair of the olive people. Olive Fever is usually treated by having some sort of relationship with an olive person, it is cured if one is satisfied while or after the random type of relationship.
Boy #1: That guy has mad Olive Fever!
Boy #2: Why?
Boy #1: She has never dated anyone who was not Arab.
Boy #2: Why?
Boy #1: She has never dated anyone who was not Arab.
by thegoatwhoisgreat2000 October 22, 2017
Get the Olive Fevermug. by Renzo osaderuk February 7, 2022
Get the hate fevermug. Boss asking on the phone: "Why aren't you here working?"
You answering on the phone:"Sir, It's because I've obtained fever freedom."
You answering on the phone:"Sir, It's because I've obtained fever freedom."
by Sairas a/ Sick a October 8, 2013
Get the fever freedommug. Conjured by sickness and fever, these goats lurk at the corners of consciousness. They plot your doom and bleat grim prophecy. They speak in the voice of William Shatner.
Weird or what!?
Weird or what!?
Last night as I doth twisted amongst my bed-clothes, the fever goats did come, not as nannys but as harbingers of my mortal demise.
-Edgar Allen Poe
-Edgar Allen Poe
by fevergoat January 5, 2011
Get the Fever Goatsmug. Like jungle fever,but this is an attraction to the quarian race from the Mass effect trilogy,particularly Tali'zorah vas Normandy
by N7Knight117 August 29, 2022
Get the Flotilla fevermug. A disorder that effects sports performance. The cause may be unknown but can be a useful scapegoat for poor sporting performance.
Jim has a bad case of crotch fever that is why he pulled a Buckner.
Jim has a bad case of crotch fever that is why he pulled a Buckner.
by Mr. McGibblets December 5, 2011
Get the Crotch fevermug.