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dick farming

When a girl goes clubbing and gets guys numbers for the purpose of having sex with them later (farm the numbers and pick them later)
Girl 1: hey he is attractive, add his number to the dick farm
Girl 2: this will be my tenth one tonight!
Girl 1: I love dick farming!
by Lucolas May 19, 2016
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cake facing

When a female has applied too much foundation (or make-up in general) to her face.
by vintagefox August 9, 2016
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Garlic farming

The act of pulling anal beads out (the beads smell, just like your breath after eating garlic)
My girlfriend didn't like using anal beads at first, but loved it once we started garlic farming.
by Knobbi August 10, 2017
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Filthy Flamingo

When you are fucking a girl and she is standing up, bent over while you are doing the flamingo dance, beating her pussy up.
Brandon: Dude, I did the Filthy Flamingo with my girlfriend!

Jonathan: Hell yeah! I'm going to try that too!
by FilthyFlamingo69 January 31, 2018
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Monkey Farming

Two people having sex while wearing gorilla costumes. A banana in the bum and penis in the vagina , while watching Planet of the Apes and making monkey sounds
The wife and i got bored and did a little monkey farming before the costume party.
by Krakatoa Balboa October 15, 2018
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Popsicle farming

by Welpsatanishere February 21, 2019
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Free-facing

This word became a thing in 2021. It was first coined as a spin off from free-balling and it means to walk into a business mask-free.
Sure sex is great but have you ever been in a coffee shop when you were free-facing? That’s some liberating shit.
by $.02 May 19, 2021
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