fackter

Noun - A person who is an asshole, but unfortunately still has an influence/say over your opinion.

A combination of fuck and factor.

My idea is way better than that stupid fackter's, but he is going to overrule me.

by annetjie May 28, 2011

facarzo

someone who thinks there cool and can get what ever they want because they got some cool toys and that they try to pull the asshole/alpha roll with guys and girls but in reality there inconfident with them selves, have many flaws and cant defend himself what so ever if called out upon.

group of people

eric:dude does your car even run
Sunny: yeah dude gets me from point a to b
eric:shit well my critch rocket shits on that all day and i pick up babes
Sunny:bro your such a facarzo get outa here!

by LiveLikeABOSS July 7, 2011

faceaids

A communicable disease you can be infected by if you put your face on a yoga mat.

Don't put your face on the mat, you'll get faceaids.

by titan667 May 25, 2018

Fack

A ship between Finn Wolfhard and Jack Dylan Grazer, A.K.A the realest ship on the planet and anyone who thinks otherwise is blind.

Jack has said that "Fack is real!" in multiple livestreams, and Finn and jack have kissed multiple times on camera. Jaeden Liberher, their co-star has also said Fack is real, and there's so much more evidence but it would take forever to write it down. Anyway, FACK IS REAL!

"Omg, Fack is my OTP!"
"Ikr, it's sooo obviously canon!"

by starry*eyed*girl October 13, 2018

Facks

You need to get your facks straight before you publish a story! 💯

You need to except the facks, Jack!

by Squishy1 October 15, 2018

facan't

Facan’t, when a person is fucking cunt but circumstances prevent you from using the actual words.

I was driving mum home and some facan't cut me off, had to be nice and not yell you fucking cunt.

by pezpact June 5, 2019

Facial Erection

The look on the face of the person that is too excited to see you. Obviously and prematurely turned on, very creepy. Opposite of poker face.

Stanley--Man, the women here are so anti-social. All I said was hi, you look hot, and she fled.
Melvin--Dude, turn it down a notch. Look at yourself. Your facial erection creeped her out bad so she's hiding behind her friends. Now get away from me before you kill my scene, too.

by The Original Tankboy January 1, 2020