douche farmer

When someone you know is a piece of shit and their using hoes daily to the the point they're practically a farmer.

Bradley is such a douche farmer this is his forth slut this weak.

by Fabian guerr February 22, 2018

a small corn farmer

a small corn farmer sits all day in his farm

a small corn farmer will break his phone after losing in 2 rap battles

by GreenScout but he just j May 26, 2022

Gay Farmer

A Jolly Rancher

"Hey man you want a Gay Farmer?"
"What?"

by Justin A Fredianelli April 27, 2022

farmer dykes

A farmer dykes is when your lesbian lover fertilises your vagina with their excrement and plants a seed inside like pumpkin seeds.

I gave Tess a Farmer Dykes last night, hopefully the tomatoes take well and we have a full crop this year

by Adzybayor August 15, 2023

Cheese farmers of America

A person who regularly collects their built up cheese growth from their uncircumcised cock, and either keeps it as a trophy or eats it as a snack. Also known as CFA

As a professional cheese farmers of America, I have to set an alarm every day to remember to collect my delicious cheese.

by Coltbolt5000 February 27, 2025

velcro farmer

A chick who doesn't practice grooming in the pubic region.

My wife wanted to get frisky last night but she's a Velcro farmer down there.

by JD&Asso December 15, 2015

Rice farmer

A straight male who unknowingly simps for another dude

Yo that Rice farmer guy simped for xBEASTINARYx but I found out xBEASTINARYx was a dude!

by ChaseMaximum October 30, 2020