I Now Pronounce You Seth and Evan

Either what the the movie "Superbad" should have been called or a sequel to that movie for there is proof that Seth and Evan (2 of the 3 main characters) are gay for each other.

"What did you think of the movie 'Superbad'?" "To be honest, that movie should have been called 'I Now Pronounce You Seth and Evan'."

by darklordgrievous August 30, 2007

evan wright

tobe evan'ed is to systematicaly be manipulated it to thinking that the world owes you a living.manily assumed by guilt trips and compulsive lying in order to acheive a status of laziness!!

come on mr evan wright surley you can pay some rent or go to work,no man!! my knee hurts.

by i've been kneed October 16, 2008

Evan

Evan has a tiny dick around 1-2 inches and is a backstabbing bitch. He tries to act cool and fails. 90% of Evans are gay and suck dick

"Man this guy just said he had a big dick and was backstabbing me"
"Sounds like an Evan"

by snitchesgetstitches69 April 9, 2017

Evangel

A school in which the students are sent to the torture table. This table is called "Table One". The Racest Principal is know n for his stupidity and racism. He usually checks on the 7th and 8th grade classrooms to see who all he can send home. To sum it up, THE SCHOOL SUCKS ASS!

Boy,"Mommy! Where do bad people go when they die?"

Mother,"Evangel"

by The Truth Teller June 30, 2004

Evan

The biggest manwhore you will ever meet. He lies and cheats and he spikes his hair like he's 12. He is pretentious rich white boy that the world is better without. He thinks hes all that but he can only get girls who look like they are in middle school. He thinks hes so metal but he listens to stupid emo scene bands. Dating him is hell. He claims that he has real issues when in reality he his only issues are first world problems like "ugh im gunna kill myself because my parents bought me a white iphone 6 instead of a black one" (Real quote from him). He thinks hes all that because hes on swim team... But hes the worst one on the team (Awkward).

"Hey Evan, how are you?"
"Im PIMPINNNNN i have so many bitches and im filthy rich!! Get away from me pesant"

by wirodeu December 16, 2014

Evan

Also known as Evab. A verifiable psychopath with a history of Clash of Clans addiction and in intelligence comparable to that of a dingus.

Evan's dingus is tiny.

by taller baller June 20, 2014

evanacious

bodaciously vivacious.
but this person/thing must be a hippie-ish.
its cool.
its rad.
and its better than everything else

hey that VW van is soo evanacious

by kiky August 2, 2007