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Eiteled

To be drunk beyond all belief.
"Dude, I pounded 12 rum and cokes and got totally eiteled last night"
by Purple Roundy February 12, 2010
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Einsteinism

Refers to a joke which becomes much less funny if it requires an explanation.

Farcically derived from a nonsense situation whereby Einstein and his assistant at the time have just finished explaining, in great depth, the workings of hie great Theory of Relativity. Upon finishing the lecture, the gathered scientists and philosophers look a little non-plussed an tentatively applaud Einstein for his great work . . . though really they don't quite understand it. Whilst accepting the applause graciously, Einstein turns to his assistant, who happens to be chuckling, and mutters "See, I told you, it's nowhere near as funny when you have to explain it (!)"

First credit for this original word/concept must be given to Ian James Hay, for it was his peculiar mind that created it :)
British word-play and some puns lose they're humour when they're translated and/or explained to a foreigner; therefore they're einsteinisms.
by bchay2508 May 1, 2010
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Eighthead

When a persons forhead is double that of a normal forehead - an Eighthead.
Look at the size of that bastards Eighthead - what an ugly twat.
by kingmaster007 August 13, 2011
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Eiffel Tower plus Sloth

1. The same as a traditional eiffel tower, whereby two men mount both ends of a woman and high ten in the middle, with the addition of a fourth person, who slowly climbs around the structure like a sloth.
We were just gonna eiffel tower that girl, but Ralph showed up so we cranked it up to some Eiffel Tower plus Sloth.
by chiveley October 14, 2012
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eisteddfod

The Eisteddfod is a national Welsh competition where all of the people in Wales come to compete. There are singing, dancing, folk, poetry, literacy, instumental, arts and crafts, sports, farming and many other competitions there. It takes place in a different place in Wales every Summer and is seen on S4C. Stalls are placed across the fields and throughout the week that it is held there is a non-stop concert which is full of exciting performers. The Eisteddfod is an ancient Welsh tradition and is spoken only in Welsh.
The Eisteddfod is a nationwide celebration
by AngharadCymru December 1, 2013
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Sixty-Eight

To receive oral sex (head) without the slightest intention of returning the favor (sixty nine) even though you may or may not have promised to do so
girl: "how about a sixty-nine?"
guy: "how about a sixty-eight?"
girl: "What's a sixty-eight?"
guy: "blow me and I'll owe you one"
by Fernando November 14, 2005
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eib

Excellence In Broadcasting - the acronym for Rush Limbaugh's network.
I'm sitting behind the golden microphone at the EIB network.
by A Conservative for a change November 4, 2006
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