by A Conservative for a change November 04, 2006
by Eib September 16, 2003
The condition whereby unpleasant facial features, such as a pointy nose or chin, are - in the eye of the beholder - a thing of great beauty.
"As Vanessa Feltz lovingly caressed her flopping bosoms, onlookers remarked "Oh christ, she's having a right eib."
by Blind old Sue Townsend October 14, 2003
by Bumdog September 16, 2003
Everybody In Battalion: A female groupie of the 75th Ranger Regiment, also known as a Rangerette, whom participates in sexual acts with at least a hundred Rangers from one of the Ranger Battalions. EIB is a pun that is based on an actual award called the "Expert Infantryman Badge."
1)Amber, a Rangerette, quickly earned her "EIB" title when she went on a three month sex spree with a hundred Army Rangers.
by Captain America Ranger October 15, 2012
ˈē / ˈī / ˈbē
EIB is the pinnacle representation of mandatory fun. Contestants, often referred to as one or more of at least 20 words and or/ phrases, compete against themselves in a series of challenges, while being graded by superiors, peers, and subordinates. While annually conducted, the challenges remain the same; with the rules changing.
Of important note, if an individual fails a challenge, they may declare a rematch; which adds to the authenticity of/ legitimacy of the games.
If successful, the individual gains the illustrious blue broach; color derived from fabricated concepts based on the social construct of misogynistic alpha males living in unrealistic and misguided realities.
Failed contestants restart the training and partake in challenges in a purgatorial cycle of suffering fitness, mental acuity, and family stability.
I can’t believe you actually read my toilet literature. No really, I’m writing this while naked on the toilet. Just throw me an upvote will ya?
EIB is the pinnacle representation of mandatory fun. Contestants, often referred to as one or more of at least 20 words and or/ phrases, compete against themselves in a series of challenges, while being graded by superiors, peers, and subordinates. While annually conducted, the challenges remain the same; with the rules changing.
Of important note, if an individual fails a challenge, they may declare a rematch; which adds to the authenticity of/ legitimacy of the games.
If successful, the individual gains the illustrious blue broach; color derived from fabricated concepts based on the social construct of misogynistic alpha males living in unrealistic and misguided realities.
Failed contestants restart the training and partake in challenges in a purgatorial cycle of suffering fitness, mental acuity, and family stability.
I can’t believe you actually read my toilet literature. No really, I’m writing this while naked on the toilet. Just throw me an upvote will ya?
I just got my (EIB). I can now wield a false sense of power and authority; sharing my false sense of expertise to all who are within earshot.
by Made me look November 05, 2022