Dumpster Mattress Blowjob

The act of receiving a less than stellar blowjob from some rando life coach behind a dumpster on top of a mattress after bar close.

Life Coach: Hi dude I never met before 10 minutes ago! Want to cuddle on this perfectly good mattress that was thrown away?
Dude: Ummm, ok.

(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo

by Cockopotomous January 10, 2018

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Dumpster Muncher

Someone that eats food that should have probably been thrown away long ago.

A: "Hey, toss this in the garbage, its spoiled"
B: "What, nah, its got another 3-4 days on it"
A: "Dude, its got mold and slime on it"
B: "It's fine, it's fine. I'll eat it"
A: "Freaken dumpster muncher..."

by Simofie March 30, 2023

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Dumpster Mouth

The way your mouth taste in the morning after a heavy night of drinking

When I woke up this morning I had a terrible case of dumpster mouth. I can't wait to brush my teeth.

by TMS515 February 8, 2017

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Dumpster Cunt

Jenny Kotler

Jenny Kotler is that drug addict dumpster cunt that lost custody of her kid

by Dumpstercunthatet November 21, 2024

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Dumpster Pimp

\demp-st-er ‘pimp\ in /iorigin unknown (2009): b1 :/b A man who supports himself and his family on revenue manifested the sales of his Dumpster finds, byways of Restoring, Refurbishes, Reboot, and recycling. i2 :/i A man who providing his families wears, eats, and entertainment solely from trash. i 3 : /i Professional Dumpster diver.

iThat Darren ‘s a Dumpster Pimp, girl, I heard he gotta four bedroom home that’s fulled up garbage and real nice stuff too./i

by Krimp September 25, 2009

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