Doctor Lizard

Spiderman's enemy from the amazing spiderman

Frequently incorrectly called the lizard by fuckwits

for those who want to argue its simple math 1 HES A FUCKIN DOCTOR 2 HES A FUCKIN LIZARD 1+2=DOCTOR LIZARD

mike - my fav character is the lizard
john - no your favourite character is doctor lizard you autistic fuck

by DOCTORLIZARD June 16, 2009

Facebook Doctor

A person, usually the tin foil hat or university of life type, who bases their medical opinions on minimal credibility sources on Facebook rather than listening to the advice of actual medical professionals.

They are typically conspiracy theorists and do not believe in wearing masks.

I saw some dumbass facebook doctor saying masks were brought in so the government can control us

by FF29 October 13, 2020

Doctor Web

The whitest person you will ever meet.

Principle of Fridley High School

1: Hey did you hear that cracker-ass Doctor Web banned the freshman swim chant?
2: That bastard!

by Salty Jonez October 8, 2008

Doctor Tweek

Doctor Tweek is a sound engineer and guitar effects pedal parts supplier for diy pedal fx builders in the uk and europe.

Doctor Tweek sells mojo parts that make you sound like Jimmi Hendrix!

by maudibe July 27, 2010

Dictaphone

Standing in the men's room, using one hand to hold the phone, the other to hold your dick.

Lots of dudes using Dictaphone in there!

by Mavrick1903 October 21, 2016

Doctor

The person who kills your ills with pills, then kills you with bills

Jimmy has coronavirus but the doctors don't have a cure yet

by thatpancake March 19, 2020

doctors without borders

covid spreaders

i dont wanna go back to the covid hotspot and see the doctors without borders again, i literally just learned that theyre nothing but privaliged rapists in history

by Cody5050 November 14, 2020