Skip to main content

deep dicking 

1.(v) The act of thrusting ones phalic member (or "Dick") into the wet, hot gash of a female.
2.(v) What all (attractive) women need.
1. Damn Paul, when you gonna give that chick some deep dicking?
2. Chicks don't need roses, they just need deep dicking!
deep dicking by Team JPD March 26, 2003
It's a term used for the actual conversation taking place between computer nerds.
Stop Dorking with your friends John!
Dorking by Confused Dad January 18, 2014

dicking the donkey

Acting in an unproductive manner while in Mexico. Similiar to "Dicking the Dog".
Hey Pedro, stop dicking the donkey and help me move these boxes.

Ducking and diving 

Living by your wits
See Wide Boy for an example of someone who is expert and ducking and diving.

Platapus Ducking 

When someone licks or tosses the salad of someone engaged in kangaroo balling or wallaby balling. This is done to lubricate the exit of the testicles.
Jon platypus ducked Ben and Raymond, when they were wallaby balling.
Platapus Ducking by Will Benson February 23, 2004
She is drinking way too much vodka! That girl is gonna be decking by midnight.
Decking by Sheila M May 3, 2007