dicking

Sort of like "jacking."

"WHAT DID YOU DO FOR 3 WEEKS!?" "We were dicking around."

dicking by Fortisimo July 17, 2004

deep dicking 

1.(v) The act of thrusting ones phalic member (or "Dick") into the wet, hot gash of a female.
2.(v) What all (attractive) women need.

1. Damn Paul, when you gonna give that chick some deep dicking?
2. Chicks don't need roses, they just need deep dicking!

deep dicking by Team JPD March 26, 2003

Dorking 

It's a term used for the actual conversation taking place between computer nerds.

Stop Dorking with your friends John!

Dorking by Confused Dad January 18, 2014

dicking the donkey

Acting in an unproductive manner while in Mexico. Similiar to "Dicking the Dog".

Hey Pedro, stop dicking the donkey and help me move these boxes.

dicking the donkey by Charlie of Mexico November 2, 2007

Ducking and diving 

Living by your wits

See Wide Boy for an example of someone who is expert and ducking and diving.

Ducking and diving by Angus Brut June 29, 2010

Platapus Ducking 

When someone licks or tosses the salad of someone engaged in kangaroo balling or wallaby balling. This is done to lubricate the exit of the testicles.

Jon platypus ducked Ben and Raymond, when they were wallaby balling.

Platapus Ducking by Will Benson February 23, 2004

Decking 

Passing out drunk at the end of the night.

She is drinking way too much vodka! That girl is gonna be decking by midnight.

Decking by Sheila M May 3, 2007