When you take a shit and then while your girlfriend is on her hands and knees, you fuck her in the ass while holding her face down in the toilet.
by Vundaba October 21, 2011
Get the Southern Scuba Divemug. The girl equivalent to a male receiving road head. When the male goes down on the woman while driving which causes the woman to lose control of the vehicle and swerve into a ditch.
Girl 1: Oh my God you'll never guess what we did while driving on the interstate the other day..
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: While I was driving he went ditch diving on me, and caused me to crash the car.
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: While I was driving he went ditch diving on me, and caused me to crash the car.
by LionWhiskers February 28, 2013
Get the ditch divingmug. The act of getting, or trying to get poon. Can also be used simply if a person is trying to get with a girl.
by D Rex December 15, 2007
Get the poon divingmug. by MrPhilipsLikesGreaseV2 November 4, 2018
Get the Cluster deep dive these nuts!mug. To make a motion with one's arm, typically the right arm, that looks like scooping up a scoop of ice cream. Typically accompanied by a very corny expression to indicate sarcastic over enthusiasm.
To execute the perfect Dive-Scoop:
1. Make a loose fist, like holding an ice cream scooper
2. Bring it all the way down in an upside down "C" formation
3. Bring it back up, with a bent elbow
4. Deliver the withering corny 50's like smile (it should look a lot like the iconic "How about a nice cup of shut the f*ck up?" picture)
To execute the perfect Dive-Scoop:
1. Make a loose fist, like holding an ice cream scooper
2. Bring it all the way down in an upside down "C" formation
3. Bring it back up, with a bent elbow
4. Deliver the withering corny 50's like smile (it should look a lot like the iconic "How about a nice cup of shut the f*ck up?" picture)
Sure, I'll take out the trash mom, even though it's my little brother's job and he never does it *dive-scoop*
Of course I want to eat dirt *dive-scoop*
Sure, go ahead and take my last piece of gum *dive scoop*
Having a grand old time! *dive scoop*
Of course I want to eat dirt *dive-scoop*
Sure, go ahead and take my last piece of gum *dive scoop*
Having a grand old time! *dive scoop*
by Crimson_Belladona May 18, 2010
Get the Dive-Scoopmug. the term 'Jesus Dive' refers to a particular type of dive in swimming, It involves spreading your arms out at a 90 degree angle to your body, diving off the block, tilting approximately 160 degrees forward then joining your arms above your head at the last second
by djob9601 August 16, 2015
Get the Jesus Divemug. To "Boogle Dive" refers to a statistically rare phenomenon found only during a tandem skydive. This unlikely event occurs when a criminally-minded or literal criminal (often notorious) aka "outlaw" unknowingly ends up tethered to an active duty or recently retired law enforcement officer and they form an unintentional bond with each other that can never be separated due to their conjoined fall toward an almost imminent death together.
by Tekorji November 26, 2020
Get the Boogle-Divemug.