Barney the purple dinosaur

Once you're seen hanging out with Barney the purple dinosaur, you might as well start going to school at home.

That was so courageous of the girl to lay low until graduation after the other kids at school talked shit about her best friend Barney the purple dinosaur. What kind of friend was she to Barney when he needed her to have his back, was he on his own after that?

by Solid Mantis October 8, 2020

licking the dinosaur

To give oral sex to an elderly woman.

Come here and start“licking the dinosaur!”

by GMan the grey July 22, 2021

tiny plastic dinosaur

Things that you place around the house as a joke but lose track of, and eventually find over the years like Easter eggs.

Gosh I sure hate stepping on secret tiny plastic dinosaurs.

by Just a person procrastinating October 13, 2021

Kicked the dingo

When some really really messes up and you want to just Uggghhh.

"He really kicked the dingo on that one aye!

"So then I found out really happend and I kicked the dingo!"

by Memes_Of_reality July 16, 2022

Kicked the dingo

When some really really messes up and you want to just Uggghhh.

"He really kicked the dingo on that one aye!

"So then I found out really happend and I kicked the dingo!"

by Memes_Of_reality July 16, 2022

Its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate

-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms

"I cant figure out how to use this computer Melinda, its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"

by Danussy August 31, 2022

500 teeth dinosaur

The five hundred tooth dinosaur is a internet meme where as the dinosaur in question is not only funky looking but is scientific name is nigersaurus

Mike: hey dude have you seen the nigersaurus. it’s the 500 teeth dinosaur

Everybody: *beats mike down on the ground*.

by Gradd November 29, 2022