David

Most likely a male friend that don’t invite his friends to his wedding

David should feel bad

by Ssskkajska August 23, 2020

David

David is someone who doesn't understand who Rhett Butler, Ashley Wilkes and Scar Let in gone with the wind was.

Woman 1: You see who King David was?

Man1: Yeah, he understood that being mean with the heart and not his unit was a real Skill of the Will.

by tarianiss August 29, 2020

David

David is a type of guy who is always positive but at sometimes he could go a bit too far with his jokes. And he does as much school work like jerking of his pp

Guy: Hello David!
David: Hello Annonymous!
Guy: What have you been up too?
David: Nothing much but hey!
Guy: What?
David: Look at this meme that I just love and wasted all my worthful time on finding!
Guy: Alright!
David: Here! *shows an absolute joke that got too far*
David: It's really funny!
Guy: Yeah....

by HelloImHereToday September 4, 2020

David

David is a typical name for gingers. he is the height of a midget, violent, loves football (even though he is shit at it) and has shit grades. dont be like david.

Person 1: Look at that gingermidget.
person 2: he looks like a david.

by anonymous October 13, 2020

David

David is a really hot dude. He knows how to fix anything. But has a lot of secrets that you probably will never know. He is a genius with all forms of technology and has a wild imagination. If you know a David, love him

David is hot

by David’s lover September 15, 2020

David

A "David" is a anoying,mean,werid :)

Ok david 💀

by I like it cut G October 5, 2020

David

A big fat guy with a very small penis with no bitches has no friends and is a pundare. Sometimes he maybe go out once to get mcdondalds bc he is very fat. he is very gay and goes to school fat with same clothces evry day he also plays fortnite everyday

hey david ur gay as fuck

by pizzabagaren163 October 7, 2020