gum the d

The process of knocking all of one's teeth out, and then proceeding to force them to slurp on your penis, using their gums, which formerly had teeth, but longer have teeth, because you just knocked them all out.

Note: "d" refers to dick

Guy 1: Hey, your sisters cute

Guy 2: Yeah, maybe before she lost all her teeth and gummed my d

Guy 1: yo, can I gum the d too?

by DJ Sketch February 1, 2009

d-granite

Extremely hard but at the same time most unstable and volatile element in the universe. Decays instantaneously to water upon contact with anything else whatsoever. Thus far detected only once in the vacuum of an ego-centrifuge, where it probably was created by the extreme condensation of an ego with utmost unnecessary self-esteem surplus.

Don't burst into tears, you little piece of d-granite!

by Dr. No 2000 January 13, 2011

love/d

This word means that someone loved and still loves an object, animal, person, idea, or anything worthy of love.

I love/d this movie so much that I just rented it for the hundreth time in ten years!

by roxythekiller February 7, 2010

D-Curls

Ladies wanna fuck him and men want to be him. A D-Curls is a gym bro that loves being choked while getting his dick wet. If he had three wishes it would be for good pussy, good coffee, and pizza hut. Can perform countless super sets of bicep curls, when he's not making fat stacks and slide in them DM's.

Simp: How can you look at women as a piece of meat?
D-Curls: Bro, it's so easy, like just pump and dump.
Simp: Wow, you just blew my mind bro.
D-Curls: Thanks bro.

by Omer Stepson April 12, 2020

D-MAT

An abbreviation of "Dr. Manhattan" from the comic book and movie "Watchmen". A reference to the character always displaying his dick irl, the act of whipping out your cock forcing upon others to look.

Bro! I just got D-MATed by some brah in Kappa Omega Phi!

Dude last week, I just D-MATed it right in front of Lindsay, and she sucked me off.

{Upon being D-MATed AH DUDE! D-MAT!!

by JATurday March 21, 2009

D sniff

That moment when a derogatory smell of rotten eggs fills your nostrils. Mostly when you sit for a long time and you haven't taken care of yourself downstairs. Then do the D sniff to identify the smell.

Dude: i`m smelling a weird scent!
*does the D sniff*
Dude: Damn, I should visit a shower soon..

by Kefir420 March 31, 2022

What It D

When your really southern drunk helpless teacher tries to say “what is this.

Student: I can't figure out this worksheet. Is this answer right?

Teacher: What it D?

by Cloudy Skyze February 14, 2019