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Simp Curse

When you simp for so long bad things could happen.
Bob has been a simp for months now and recently found a tumor in his head he thinks he has the Simp Curse.
by TesterLester January 23, 2021
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JB curse

The ability to pull/flirt with/smash any girl except the girl you truly want causing your life to have meaningless encounters and relationships with several women. You must live with this curse
"she's not feeling me man, i hit it off with every other girl but she not into me like that"

" Damn you must have the JB curse bruh"
by HBK JB March 31, 2021
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Lightskin curse

When a lightskin caputures your heart and makes you in love with them. Once the have done that they manipulate you to play to their need
Wow she is in that lightskin curse

He is trying to get blown so he use the lightskin curse
by The lightskin April 29, 2021
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Huxtable Curse

The Huxtable curse is a curse based on the Salem witch trials of 1692. This curse involves passing on the name of the "Huxtable" to a person of immense fear and worry. The Huxtable does not forgive and feeds off of fear and immaturity. Many women were burned in the 1600's in fear of the Huxtables return. It is largely known that Bill Cosby of the Cosby show has been recognised as this generations carrier of the Huxtable curse. He was forced to spend jailtime by the United States Government in hopes of hiding the Huxtable. It is said that a new spirit carries the Huxtable Curse. It is very likely that it will be a teenage male with blonde hair and blue eyes. The Huxtable curse can only be activated through form of ritual or direct contact. The Huxtable has been around since its creation in 457 B.C. and will likely carry on for the rest of eternity.
by Huxtable Curse July 24, 2021
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JLW Curse

The JW curse is when you're never good enough to ever have anybody although you're good enough to be a soulmate because you're pure of heart and soul but no woman wants you many will consider you ugly but even uglier and ugliest people get to have somebody while you're always rejected.
The JW curse will cause you to constantly contemplate on taking your own life but you're scared of death so you live in hell but most times you consider taking your own life by your hand and dying alone instead of continuing to live alone dying alone is your destiny being laughed at of the idea of you wanting somebody is your personal hell. To have somebody as heaven to be alone is hell. Guys that treat women like crap beat them rape them and abuse them mentally and physically or better than you they have a better chance than you as it's been proven all over the world every day....

That is the JW curse
J.L.Whitehouse was born with the jlw curse he never overslept for anything cuz he is always been woken up by tears
by Protoxic October 27, 2021
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Ciroc Curse

When in the month January the vodka ciroc becomes cursed
That party was ciroc cursed
by cheeserrrrr November 9, 2021
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Third curse

is the state of a team/player being supported by third, leading to their INEVITABLE DEMISE. BASTA PAG NASUPORTAHAN KA TAPOS KA NA
Third supported Dejounte Murray, thus; he had the third curse.
by anonymous August 13, 2021
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