Cranked That Murloc

You meet a nice girl and take her back to your place. you take her into the bedroom and begin to have sex. When you are about to splurge you scream "REN EN EN EN EN EN EN" and you squirt your cum into your mouth and then spit it into your partners eyes.

dude.... last night i cranked that murloc.... now my girlfriend is blind....

by Joe "Warlock" Brinton January 11, 2008

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crank my yank

to ball to the extreme.to slang your baller-ness around until someones is balls deep.

ex. crank my yank= making it rain, carrying $500 in ones whereever u go.

by baller-ness December 29, 2008

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Crank the Cheese Grater

Slang term for masturbation, particularly of the male variety. Also used to describe hand jobs or other sexual acts involving the penis.

Also used to describe the act of grating Cheddar, Romano, Parmesan, or any other style of cheese for culinary purposes.

"Did you hear Zach got caught by his mom cranking the cheese grater last night? Totally embarrasing!"

"My arms were so tired after that workout I could hardly crank the cheese grater. Huge turn off."

"After receiving our soup at an Italian restaurant, the waiter proceeded to crank the cheese grater over out meals until we gave him the cue to stop. It was totally appropriate given the situation."

by C-Diddy145 June 25, 2009

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crank

Crank it up its mostly like turn teh sound very loud.

Neighbour: turn that shit off!
Me: I like to crank Still Dre up asshole (:

by PedroSupaChow January 8, 2008

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CRANK

A mentally unstable person

by Mark June 11, 2006

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cracksmoker

a stuck-up cunt, spoiled bitch, or otherwise undeserving female. Someone with no integrity, who values style over function. A complete moron, who thinks she's smart.

What a cracksmoker. Often used as a phrase - cracksmoking hooker. Look at those cracksmoking hookers.

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

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