Corned-beef curtain

A vagina with a large outer labia

That stripper must have been through alot od dick because she's got corned-beef curtains

by cunninglinguistists August 6, 2009

blumkin cornea transplant con feces

while taking a dump and getting fellatio, you ejaculate in your partners eyes then dunk their head into the toilet to get a closer inspection of your defecant and replace their cornea with fecal matter.

plain old blumkins bored her so i jacked off in her eyes and plunged her face in the crapper to give her a blumkin cornea transplant con feces.

by bctcf666 December 28, 2007

Corned beef hash

Girl goes down on you, gags, throws up on your dick, but likes it and continues to completion, but you're not sure you liked it

It was a normal BJ until my girlfriend corned beef hashed me!

by ALTbitches June 11, 2016

corney

The same meaning as "corny" but with an added E because the spelling "corney" is far more desirable.

Trapper Keeper commercials from the 80s were so corney that they were almost cool.

by Brubaker March 4, 2003

cut corners

To do a task in a half assed manner.

The detectives in the O.J. Simpson investigation cut corners and O.J. was set free.

by Hockey Tom May 27, 2004

Corned Beef Gash

A very mean-spirited term used to describe a particularly unattractive vagina.

"I can't believe your mom did that porno! Who the hell wants to see her corned beef gash?"

by foolkilla August 15, 2012

Cornter

A person admitted to a long-term psychiatric facility at a young age.

Lola became a Cornter at the young age of ten.

by Anonymous :p October 13, 2016