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Meat Cookie

1. A cookie made of meat that typically has cheese inside it. Best served warm.

2. Slang for Animal Cracker.
"Meat Cookies are best served with melted cheese."

"That Meat Cookie was in the shape of a camel."
by Urban Philosopher November 23, 2009
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Cookie Nips

Having nipples that are the size of cookies, usually over 2 inches in diameter.
Did u see Moare Galigans Cookie Nips? Her picture is being texted all aroudn the school!
by Assfuckmagees September 30, 2008
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cookie doughboy

Taking a tube of cookie dough to masturbate with.

Guy so well-endowed, he's hung like a roll of cookie dough.
Becky was sex starved and went to the frig to find a cookie doughboy to masturbate with.
OOOOugh......I love my cookie doughboy!

What a tasty idea!

OH Jethro, bring over your cookie doughboy, I'm ready for some action!
by kimgee April 25, 2010
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Cookie Monster Shirt

A Cookie Monster Shirt is a shirt found in nearly every shop around the globe. It is worn by early teenagers who think that they are 'retro' but have never even watched an episode of fucking Sesame Street. They are usually found begging for cash outside HMV so they can buy a shirt printed with Elmo's face. They are people of whom I think very little. If you own a Cookie Monster shirt I take pity on you.
Guy in cinema: So then I was watching retro Hulk! Oh yeah, it's so funny when he's fighting a bear they throw a teddy at him! And then I got a Cookie Monster Shirt. Also I just bought a gold jewel encrusted HDMI cable for my TV!!!
by IHateModernWarfare2 August 20, 2010
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Cookie Crisp Caviar

The plethora of little processed micro-chocolate chips from the last of a box of cookie crisp, that accumulate at the bottom of the bowl. upon finishing cereal, one may drink the milk, and with the final gulp, may indulge in a mouthful of General Mill's finest softened cocoa caviar delight. The milk-penetrated chip-u-oles melt in your mouth. If one cared to open ones eyes during the consumption of such a delicacy, one would notice that their treat resembled caviar.
I giggle at how regal we are with all our Dom Perignon and cognac soaked lobster tail, yet I do so envy Parker over there; he's currently partaking in some Cookie Crisp Caviar. Dick.
by DizzyBoyDizzy September 11, 2010
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Cookieness

Cookies are known to bring a feeling of happiness and cheer to those that aren't allergic to any of their ingredients (and even some citizens whom reside in that catagory as well). Cookieness is pretty much the same as happiness. Maybe a little better though. You know, because cookies are delicious. I guess it could be a noun for something being tasty as well. Or not. I guess that's up to the reader.

Also, not to be confused with being crazy, or kooky. I believe that's spelled kookiness. So yeah, don't confuse them. Or else.
1) The Cookie Monster is a prime example of a creature simply overflowing with Cookieness.

2) Paul: *watching Sesame Street:* Hey John, that Cookie Monster seems to be a prime example of a creature simply overflowing with Cookieness.

John: You mean kookiness?

Paul: D*mn it, John, this is why I never watch TV with you.
by TheGrantagonist July 4, 2011
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CookieDrop

The moment you go from being not high, to very high after eating a marijuana edible.
Bro, i just CookieDropped and now I'm stoned out of my mind!
by Juan The Barber May 5, 2014
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