Constant dick

being an asshole for no apparent reason,wakes up from a nap being a jerk

"Don is totally a constant dick for no reason whatsoever".

by Kitty Minx June 26, 2018

constant delight

A person who thinks they're wonderful, but the rest of the crowd disagree.

Some say he is a constant delight, which is actually synonymous with annoying cunt.

by Tarantula12345 December 21, 2018

conscratchulations

Soothing applications of fingernails dat you give someone's back in praise/admiration for some major accomplishment dat he's attained, such as landing a job, getting a promotion, becoming engaged/married, etc.

Garfield likes to give Jon his own unique type of "conscratchulations" --- i.e., with the help of his eighteen paws-mounted "little friends" --- but somehow Jon never seems to appreciate said laudatory gestures nearly so much as Garfield enjoys administering them to him.

by QuacksO December 10, 2019

conpiract

super high thoughts

y’all i just had a conpiract

by jayjones354 August 24, 2020

constant fear

A band that makes "music" that sounds slightly better than a dog sharting.

Have you heard the new Constant Fear album? It's tote's the sharts!

by 80019 January 9, 2021

constant fear

A band that makes "music" that sounds slightly better than a dog sharting.

Have you heard the new Constant Fear album? It's tote's the sharts!

by 80019 January 9, 2021

ConstantStress

The "big" man on campus. After talking with him, you'll be simping forever.

ConstantStress is so hot 🥵

by ConstantStress March 31, 2021