by LakeyPoo July 28, 2009
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Instead of comfort eating when feeling low, they go through their list of bedroom buddies and pick the one who is going to give them the best ego boost!
Instead of comfort eating when feeling low, they go through their list of bedroom buddies and pick the one who is going to give them the best ego boost!
My best mate has sex with different men when she is feeling bad about herself, she is a comfort sexer
by jinglebell February 17, 2010
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by 4CoE11 March 4, 2011
Get the Comfortate mug.After a particularly hard night on the piss, and suffering a brain-melting hangover, a Comfort Poo is the shit you have that flushes most of the toxins out and eases the pain.
It could be the 2nd, 3rd or even 8th crap you take that day, but you will know when it's your Comfort Poo. Because the hangover will finally have crawled back into the fiery pits of Mordor, whence it came.
It could be the 2nd, 3rd or even 8th crap you take that day, but you will know when it's your Comfort Poo. Because the hangover will finally have crawled back into the fiery pits of Mordor, whence it came.
by Centaur23 December 8, 2011
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I come out of the grocery store,the other day I see a locksmith trying to unlock my car door at the parking lot
dude, what you doing that's my car. .
the guy looking at me confused say, what do you think i am doing? you just told me to unlock your fricking car. .
before i even respond, the guy behind me yelled n say to the locksmith
It was me that told you that whats wrong with you
and he turn to me say what do you mean this is your car? I just lock myself out this is not your car!!
dude what a combofusion
turns out that he had exact same car and it was parked a few parking space down.
dude, what you doing that's my car. .
the guy looking at me confused say, what do you think i am doing? you just told me to unlock your fricking car. .
before i even respond, the guy behind me yelled n say to the locksmith
It was me that told you that whats wrong with you
and he turn to me say what do you mean this is your car? I just lock myself out this is not your car!!
dude what a combofusion
turns out that he had exact same car and it was parked a few parking space down.
by Kiw K December 6, 2012
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I woke up the next day with a hang over and a full comfort beer. I smiled because I knew the nite never had to end.
by bkjb99 January 24, 2015
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