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cock blockin

when a guy is tryin to get laid but
his friend or a her friend or any random person who is a dickhead prevents it
"dude you were totally cock blockin me!!"
by wassup wassup January 4, 2008
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Cock-Acne Rebel

A guy who plays away, suspects that he has caught some sort of STI, but continues to bang his woman or she will suspect something.

Relates to the the Cockney Rebel who tagged along with Steve Harley.
Brian "I banged that Mongolian bird from the pub last week, I think I caught something from her, but I still need to shag the missus or she will know I've been doing the dirty"

Keith "oh man, you really are a Cock-Acne Rebel"
by Mattaus Muller December 26, 2011
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Cock Chalk

this is the white residue left on your clothes (usually inside your jeans) from 1-3 day old jackoff semen that you forgot to clean and now has become a chalk-like powder that kinda flakes off when you scratch it with your nail, wondering what it is...
Ernie, this cock chalk all over your clothes is out of control!!!! Please son, stop jacking off so much.
by 777geez November 20, 2015
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Cock Shaman

A creepy, so called “spiritual” male, who uses “spirituality” to try to get laid. Usually lurks at farmers markets, yoga studios, hot springs and drum circles. Uses a “spiritual” vibe as an attempted i nroad to young girls pants, as an excuse to act “touchy feely”, to engender trust, to elicit inappropriately long hugs, and to insert themselves into conversations or situations under the guise of being “wise” or “enlightened” or “spiritual”.

Is especially pernicious because they present themselves as trustworthy, progressive, sensitive, “woke”, enlightened individuals, when they’re just trying to wet their dicks like most guys. They are not honest with their intentions, relying instead on the emotional, psychological, and spiritual vulnerability of their targets.

This phenomenon is also highly correlated with virtue signalling, sjw’s, overt veganism, man buns, wearing sandals with sockets, and ostentatious liberalism.
My GF and I were having a nice evening at Esalen hot springs, until some Cock Shaman kept following us around and leering creepily.
by UD Tk August 31, 2018
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cock ship

the thing in ram ranch 85 where all the niggas cum from
40 naked niggas coming aboard the cock ship
by Tremp_Steks September 21, 2019
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Cock stapler

When two or more friends wish to go to a sporting event (in particular an NFL game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Buffalo Bills) and one of your friends refuses to go. This friend will also give seemingly valid reasons why no one should attend the event.
I want us all to go to the Bills game, but David Buchnea is being such a useless cock stapler!
by chunkylover6969 September 30, 2010
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Cock Carousel

A promiscuous female that is 18-30yrs old having sex with alpha males. When they reach their 30s they are ready to settle down with a beta male.

Example, get on the Carousel and jump on one cock, then get off onto another cock. Then another cock, and another, and another cock etc. COCK CAROUSEL!!!!
Elizabeth has been riding the cock carousel well into her early 30s.
by I am Dolemite B#^ch June 2, 2017
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