when a guy is tryin to get laid but
his friend or a her friend or any random person who is a dickhead prevents it
his friend or a her friend or any random person who is a dickhead prevents it
by wassup wassup January 4, 2008
Get the cock blockin mug.A guy who plays away, suspects that he has caught some sort of STI, but continues to bang his woman or she will suspect something.
Relates to the the Cockney Rebel who tagged along with Steve Harley.
Relates to the the Cockney Rebel who tagged along with Steve Harley.
Brian "I banged that Mongolian bird from the pub last week, I think I caught something from her, but I still need to shag the missus or she will know I've been doing the dirty"
Keith "oh man, you really are a Cock-Acne Rebel"
Keith "oh man, you really are a Cock-Acne Rebel"
by Mattaus Muller December 26, 2011
Get the Cock-Acne Rebel mug.this is the white residue left on your clothes (usually inside your jeans) from 1-3 day old jackoff semen that you forgot to clean and now has become a chalk-like powder that kinda flakes off when you scratch it with your nail, wondering what it is...
Ernie, this cock chalk all over your clothes is out of control!!!! Please son, stop jacking off so much.
by 777geez November 20, 2015
Get the Cock Chalk mug.A creepy, so called “spiritual” male, who uses “spirituality” to try to get laid. Usually lurks at farmers markets, yoga studios, hot springs and drum circles. Uses a “spiritual” vibe as an attempted i nroad to young girls pants, as an excuse to act “touchy feely”, to engender trust, to elicit inappropriately long hugs, and to insert themselves into conversations or situations under the guise of being “wise” or “enlightened” or “spiritual”.
Is especially pernicious because they present themselves as trustworthy, progressive, sensitive, “woke”, enlightened individuals, when they’re just trying to wet their dicks like most guys. They are not honest with their intentions, relying instead on the emotional, psychological, and spiritual vulnerability of their targets.
This phenomenon is also highly correlated with virtue signalling, sjw’s, overt veganism, man buns, wearing sandals with sockets, and ostentatious liberalism.
Is especially pernicious because they present themselves as trustworthy, progressive, sensitive, “woke”, enlightened individuals, when they’re just trying to wet their dicks like most guys. They are not honest with their intentions, relying instead on the emotional, psychological, and spiritual vulnerability of their targets.
This phenomenon is also highly correlated with virtue signalling, sjw’s, overt veganism, man buns, wearing sandals with sockets, and ostentatious liberalism.
My GF and I were having a nice evening at Esalen hot springs, until some Cock Shaman kept following us around and leering creepily.
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by chunkylover6969 September 30, 2010
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Example, get on the Carousel and jump on one cock, then get off onto another cock. Then another cock, and another, and another cock etc. COCK CAROUSEL!!!!
Example, get on the Carousel and jump on one cock, then get off onto another cock. Then another cock, and another, and another cock etc. COCK CAROUSEL!!!!
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