Chode

A chode is when a dudes member is thicker than it is long.

So did you fuck that guy last night?
Na he couldn't get it in, the guys hung like agent chodey banks.
Ahhh right.. a devinchi chode.

by The Professor Of Life September 10, 2010

Chode

The verb form of "choding." Witch is when a guy who has a chode is masturbating.

He had to chode(verb) because his chode(noun) needed pleasure.

by Jason C.. February 4, 2003

The Chode

A guy who closes closets with tape measures instead of actually doing work. They also have a strange resemblance to Millhouse on the Simpsons.

Metzler wasted time all day. He's a real the chode.

by Steak_N_Shake May 4, 2021

Chode

the black, burnt up resin at the bottom of your bowl when you finish smoking reefer and don't clean your piece

Dude, let's smoke a bowl.
I don't have any, but we can smoke the chode.
Okay!

by Chododile March 18, 2009

Chode

A. A term for a funny looking male reproduction part. Usually very short and fat.

B. A term for anyone named Emma

A. Girl 1: Omg I pulled his pants down and he had a micro Chode.

Girl 2: No way! The same thing happened to me a week ago with me and Jimmy!

B. Guy 1: Ugh did u see that new girl Emma?
Guy 2: Yea she's such a Chode.

by AssMaster42 December 31, 2015

Chode

"Andrew's Penis", it's fatter than it is long...

Oh look at that nasty chode

by teno132 April 19, 2016

Chode

cam howell's dick

oh yeah that sam charleton shit has a chode like cam howell's.

by kinkdaddy412 January 31, 2017