child's play

Exceedingly easy and not fit for your personal level of skill. An activity that could be done by a child with the brain capacity of a squirrel.

When the teacher asked Bartholomew, who had previously been sleeping, to answer the math question, Bartholomew responded "child's play" and proceeded to ace the shit out of the question.

by Master of the Schlong November 19, 2011

pre-gay bio-child

A child that a gay person had with a member of the opposite sex before realizing that he or she was gay.

"Melanie took her daughter Blossom to the park this morning."

"Melanie and Candace adopted a child?"

"No, Blossom is a pre-gay bio-child from Melanie's marriage to Mark a few years ago."

by Commentator X April 27, 2010

Iraqi children

Children who will grow up in a completely unique world. A puppet third world country that will be milked for all its resources and then leave the people there for dead. What a future these democratic citizens of the future have.

Iraqi children will grow up to be productive, starving adults.

by Mr. Happy the rabid squirrel October 4, 2005

[poke child]

A person that was once into pokemon when it was popular and new and were totally obsessed.

"Hey i didn't know that you were into pokemon back then? haha u poke child!! I was too!"

by Jenilly September 27, 2008

sweet children

The original name of Green Day (the coolest band ever to walk this planet), formed when Billie Joe Armstrong and Mike Dirnt were kids.

Man, Sweet Children rock!

by billie joe armstrong is the sexiest guy ever August 1, 2005

child abooze

Similar to Child Abuse, but when the Abuser is intoxicated.

Connor: "Wow, that man is really whipping his kid like that?"
Mike: "Yeah, it looks like child abooze.

by Yellow Lepus March 18, 2017

rape child

a child resulting from a rape.

when a woman gets pregnant with the child of her rapist the child is commonly known as a "rape child".

by the author with no name June 30, 2011