The Captain Morgan Stance

While masturbating in a bathroom the person puts of of their legs up onto the toilet while ejaculating.

Guy 1:Dude i was ganking my junk in my bathroom and at the end i Captain Morgan Stanced that shit.

Guy 2: No fucking way! The Captain Morgan Stance!

by Conz313 June 12, 2009

Captain Zap

Notorious hacker from the late 1980's. Is said to have performed the biggest hack ever, when he changed all the clocks at AT&T inorder to turn nightime rates into daytime rates, and vice versa.

Captain Zap got me FREE long distance!!! YAY!!!

by Stuntman November 2, 2004

captain bumsex

A creature by the name of Manboobs who goes aroung bothering ringpieces frantically while his victims are asleep.

"I've got an arse like a Japanese flag this morning, Captain Bumsex must have ridden my botty again last night."

by frank pubes April 24, 2006

Tuna Boat Captain

a bi-sexual or homosexual female

Those two girls are tuna boat captains.

by EarlyJulyMorning June 22, 2010

Captain Clank

Someone in sports who hits the rim/post in a clutch situation.

We could of won in overtime, but Dave hit the post on the field goal attempt. He's known as Captain Clank.

by The Bizzle October 7, 2004

Captain James

A popular drink in bars on the fringe of the gay community. To make a Captain James: one man stands on their hands, while the bartender "mixes" a Sea Breeze (2oz vodka, equal parts grapefruit juice and cranberry juice) in the others rectum. The bartender then hands a straw to the customer...

'May I have a Captain James? And remember to salt the rim'

by Wicket June 13, 2005

Captain of Rockets

Someone who has done everything usually all unproven

Leon has done it all he's Captain of Rockets

by Fatticus Matticus March 6, 2009