tearing the cabbage

tearing the cabbage is a euphemism for eating ass.

sorry i didn’t answer man, i was tearing the cabbage if ya know what i mean

by 0hn0ghostie July 28, 2021

milk cabbage

another name for cole slaw, which is already shitty enough as it is

i hate milk cabbage

by fuck u milk cabbage August 22, 2017

cabbage fanny

When a girl has a vagina that looks like a donor kebab

“Man I couldn’t have sex with her, she had a cabbage fanny!”

by Jowney February 25, 2018

Like a Cabbage

Dress warmly in unsuitable weather or in a hot room.

You're dressed like a cabbage, it's hot in here!

by SystemDoesntWork June 04, 2020

Butt Cabbage

Small wads that form at the top of a person's buttcrack. They consist of dried fecal matter, toilet paper, and hair.

Jake flicked a butt cabbage on me last night. I almost barfed.

by A_Pacifist October 12, 2017

Ryan - Muff Cabbage

A man boy with an assault charge who threatens young women. Once cried outside of a girls car because she wouldn't go home with him. Use this name as a derogatory term.

I would hate to be called a Ryan - Muff Cabbage.

by idkidc12345 July 11, 2022

fermented cabbage

kimchi

Olga: Fermented cabbage is good for your stomach.
Yumin: And for your skin.
Olga: "FERMENTED CABBAGE DANCE "

by DOBBIEEEEE April 28, 2024