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cabbage moth 

noun. 1. a trades-person or consultant known to leave worksite equipment in a worse state than when they arrived, yet get paid for the privilege. So called because, "They go from plant to plant fuckin' em."
Builder: "Who's that in the hi-vis with the clipboard?"
Sparkie: "Some cabbage moth."
Plumber: "Aaah shit."
cabbage moth by Lemmingski September 6, 2021
You use it for anything if you like to live if you are weird cabbage is better and we are against the lettuce eaters
That person is looking very cabbage today, if you say something cabbage you will see something cabbage
Cabbage by Cabbage rat October 15, 2021
A President who cannot formulate coherent sentences and shits his britches.
Hey President Cabbage, you left your dignity over here.
Cabbage by Vernonopolis November 24, 2021

cabbageworm

when you have sexual intercourse with a girl who has chlamydia and a few days later your penis turns green
Kostas fucked that skank Samantha while she had chlamydia and now his penis is a cabbageworm
cabbageworm by cabbagewormdawg December 30, 2021

Cabbage Patch Doll 

Dressing a female partner like a doll and proceeding mash a cabbage into her vagina and/or arsehole.
My girlfriend let me do a Cabbage Patch Doll on her last night.
Cabbage Patch Doll by Millo92 January 21, 2022