phone beers

having pints at the pub by yourself whilst scrolling through social media or messaging friends online since they aren't there

the boys can't make the pub after work today so I might head down for a few phone beers

by slangslang April 4, 2021

aka._.beepz2.0

An very beautiful queen, so laid back and funny, she makes art too and very talented! She’s also an good listener when you’re randomly ranting 👍🏽

Omg, get you an friend like aka._.beepz2.0!

by Rayshima April 4, 2021

Baseball beers

Types of beers found at a sporting event. Typically in larger quantities than a normal 12 oz.

Hey can you pickup some baseball beers on the way?

Baseball beers?

Yeah the tall michelobs.

by jake_s69 April 11, 2021

fratty beers

A phrase used to describe something with ample amounts of raftusism. This phrase is heard commonly at frat party’s, college dorms, kick backs, and other functions.

Todd: “Bro Sebastians had like 16 stellas tonight he’s fucking blackout”
Chad: “No fucking way buddy that’s so fratty beers”

by BigBlair55 August 22, 2021

Doing beers

Drinking a lot of beer with the guys; Drinking as an activity.

Doing beers - “What’s good Brad, tryna do some beers when we get back to the apartment?”

by Bludgeoned April 6, 2022

Lafe Beers

The main character, his stockpile of weed is larger than the pacific ocean, loves to have his dick sucked, knows how to freestyle better than Eminem, and makes a lot of bad decisions, but at the end of the day he is the only guy that could save Forest Hills Eastern from a school shooter.

Lafe Beers is having sex with my mother!!!! why is his rizz so immaculate
Lafe Beers just beat jacks ass! no suprise there

by mr beers June 2, 2023

2 beers no shots

When you want to have a chill night and not blackout. You say, “I’m only going out for 2 beers no shots”. Which inevitably leads to you blackout the F out. Every single time.

Man 1: wanna drink tonight?
Man 2: sure, but I’m only having 2 beers no shots
Later that day….
Man 1&2: absolutely sideways.

by ModifiedPotato October 27, 2023