carpet in the bathroom

A sketchy-looking place usually used to describe some sort of temporary living area like a hotel room; a dirty or cheap place

opposite of classy

The motel room was a carpet in the bathroom kind of place, man I stepped on like five cockroaches when I walked in

Nah, Amanda's cute but her crib is a carpet in the bathroom kind of place, y'know what I mean?

by carbonatedjones September 20, 2011

Meet Me In the Bathroom

Something a lesbian/bi, or simply curious girl will say to another girl whom they believe to be curious as well. They want to meet them in the bathroom for making out/fingering. Primarily done in pubs/bars.

Sabrina told Gwen “meet me in the bathroom” and they made out and exchanged numbers.

by Girlbarlove August 17, 2021

Piss covered bathroom floor

When you need to piss and don't make it to the toilet but make to the bathroom and you just fucking release all over the floor, like seriously I have never seen such a sheer quantity of piss in my entire life before. I weighed myself after and I lost like 5 kilo's seriously what the actual fuck?! I don't think that's physically possible for my bladder to hold that much piss.

Piss covered bathroom floor

Scenario:
Person 1 (me): I just pissed all over the bathroom floor.

Person 2(my mom): what the fuck is wrong with you? This is why dad left.

by Bathroom floor pisser May 1, 2022

baton

The homosexual's bat. It thinks it's a proper bat, but it's not really.

Oh, hello, could you pass me my baton please? (Doesn't quite work does it)

by Mr G January 26, 2005

Bathroom party

Started at Sherwood High School, it's when a huge group crowds a bathroom at the end of class and runs out at the same time and tramples shit.

Dawggg u goin to the bathroom party after 6th? And 7th? And 8th?

The idiots had 3 bathroom parties all back-to-back and in the same bathroom!

by 1lebreezy January 20, 2016

Naughty Bathroom Attendent

When one masterbates and ejaculates in the handsoap in a bathroom for the enjoyment of knowing the irony of people cleaning their hands only to actually be covering them in knuckle children.

I was depress and lonely so i went to the local Red Lobster to pull a Naughty Bathroom Attendent and then giggle at my table while watching people come out of the bathroom and eat their crabs with their bare, semen covered, hands. Jay knew i did it and still licked his fingers the whole time... I think Jay loves Caseys knuckle children.

by synasthetic December 25, 2010

S.S. BathroomSink

Battleship of Captain Snooker Von Arwenhoser.

Captain Snooker Von Arwenhoser crashed the S.S. BathroomSink into Litterbox Island.

by Tink January 24, 2005