Double Barreling

When a girl gives simultaneous handjobs to two guys.

{Man says to neighbor boy} Hey, you interested in having my wife go double barreling on us? Boy asked, whats that? The man makes jerk-off motions with both hands. Boy smiles and high fives man.

by Twatter August 14, 2012

bracelet

Shy,tormented and sexually frustrated platonic male friend constantly accompanying a flirty, wanton married woman. Platonic arm candy or friend as accessory.

"Oh look, there's Jacky with one of her bracelets, Doug".

by dr. gummybear February 5, 2010

barrel

1. to do something completely fucking awesome

2. to have sex

1. Gawd do I barrel

2. I barrelled that hot girl all night long.

by true barreller April 2, 2003

sex bracelets

they kan realy mean what u want them to...a few of my meanings are:
~black:sex
~purple:make-out
~red:kiss
~white:blow job
~blue:oral

but yah those are just a few of me and my frends meanings...hope that they are usefull and entertaining!!!

haha i just got ur Bf to brake ur white bracelet!!! haha...i love sex bracelets!!!

by heyheyheyfatalbert!!! February 3, 2010

sex bracelets

me and my friends have like every color jelly bracelet there is and and we dont do the stupid stuff that adult's say they mean, we joke around about it but we dont do anything. parents are makeing there own kids look like sluts and most of us aren't i understand why parents would be worryed but you sould at least give your kids the benefit of the doubt i mean think about it your going to ban a rubber bracelet?! kids could just draw a line on there wrist and say if a guy touchs it then they get a blow job or something then what are you going to do ban that to? what have we learned over the years if you tell your kids they can't do something what do they do? go out and do it, right? so if you ban these more kids will actually do these stupid meanings just to rebel aginst there parents, i mean think about it most of you rebeled against your parents so do you really think kids today are going to listen?!

mom: stacy you cant wear those sex bracelets any more.
girl: but mom i dont do anything,
mom: stacy you can't wear them!
girl: fine! (girl walk's out door and go's to a park)
guy: (snap's girls bracelet) black means sex right?
girl: i dont... i mean yeah do you wanna go over there?
guy: (smiles) yeah lets go

would you want you daughter to do that?

by Celia B. B. November 3, 2006

Barclay Syndrome

The type of syndrome you assign to somebody when they are obsessed with self-diagnosis and are very overractive.

Name is due to the character Reginald Barclay from Star Trek. Whom in one episode kept giving himself all sorts of self-diagnosis.

Also known as (more technically) hypercondriac

Person A: I've had the slight dizziness and clammy skin. I looked online and I think I have the swine flu.

Person B: No, you just have Barclay Syndrome.

Barclay: I think I have Terellian Death Syndrome!

Person B: No, you just have Barclay Syndrome

by seth³ August 2, 2009

Jelly bracelets

Jelly Bracelets are simple little bracelets. The stupid meanings are meant for whores/sluts that have nothing better to do.

I wear the bracelets because I want to, not because I want sex/to make out/ etc.

"I have the ugliest jelly bracelets ever."

by Sydney January 14, 2005