Someone who uses Nigger Tactics to sneak up behind you and remove your dick and sell it on the black market.
Jon: I waz in t3h market t3h other day n some Dirty Cock Bandit stole meh Peen!!
Mark: I Live In a HUGE BUCKET!!
Jon: ....
Mark: I Live In a HUGE BUCKET!!
Jon: ....
by Co0ody January 14, 2008
Get the Dirty Cock Banditmug. 
when an individual gets pounded anally so violently that the wounds created from the ass beating begin to bleed profusely. This in turn causes the individual to become lethargic and pass out. Meanwhile, the other individual pulls his bloody stump from the bloody wasteland of what used to be a rectum and blows a hot load over the lifeless body.
Ryan: Did you hear about Mark and Jeff?
Mike: Yeah, Mark woke up this morning delerious.
Ryan: I heard Jeff and him were messing around all night last night, and Jeff ended up giving Mark a red tail bandit.
Mike: Yeah, Mark wasn't expecting it. He's pissed!
Mike: Yeah, Mark woke up this morning delerious.
Ryan: I heard Jeff and him were messing around all night last night, and Jeff ended up giving Mark a red tail bandit.
Mike: Yeah, Mark wasn't expecting it. He's pissed!
by underdogg1 August 16, 2006
Get the Red Tail Banditmug. by GIG_Chad May 21, 2023
Get the lukas food banditmug. The term "bandit beating simulator" is a term usually used for a game where all you do is slash at NPC's to level up, No actual gameplay.
by meakds3948345 August 22, 2021
Get the bandit beating simulatormug. Lameo.
Big lameo.
A bandit the demon is a lameo
No bandit the demon of stuff.
They think they can kill henry stickmin.
Likes natsuki
Big lameo.
A bandit the demon is a lameo
No bandit the demon of stuff.
They think they can kill henry stickmin.
Likes natsuki
by a kool dude October 11, 2020
Get the Bandit the demon of stuffmug. An unknown person who leaves a ring of shit mist around the inner rim of a toilet bowl. In extreme cases, the shit spray can also cover the under side and sometimes top of the toilet seat.
Conversation between AmPm employees:
Employee 1: "God damnit, the toilet is covered in shit again! The same motherfucker keeps coming in here and leaving his shit mist everywhere. "
Employee 2: "The bean spray bandit strikes again!"
Employee 1: "God damnit, the toilet is covered in shit again! The same motherfucker keeps coming in here and leaving his shit mist everywhere. "
Employee 2: "The bean spray bandit strikes again!"
by ZT14 February 8, 2017
Get the Bean Spray Banditmug.