Bageled

When a man's penis is too large, so you put a bagel around the base to prevent him from going too deep.
Girl, my new bf is too big, it hurt touch so I bageled him and that fixed it.
by Donald J. Drumpf August 28, 2021
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Bageled

To be hit with bagels, typically in a drive-by fashion, or as a surprise attack.
Tommy: where yall been?

Billy: Aw y'know, we stopped at Brooklyn Deli to pick up some Everythings, then went and paid Mike a visit. we Bageled the fuck outta that motha fucka!
by benjaminblanco September 15, 2021
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NO Bagel

by Person.0. November 23, 2018
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toasted bagel

The shit residue around a protruded asshole, typically found after being vigorously fucked and/or fisted .
He loves when I smear my cream cheese on his toasted bagel after I pull out.
by eggos January 07, 2015
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Bageling

The act of smearing cream cheese around any hole on your or anyone’s body
by DestDM January 10, 2021
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Bageling

When a Jew sees another Jew in public (usually who he doesn't know) and goes over to tell a quick memo. Conversations like these are usually used to tell the other about a time and place for prayers. These will usually occur at any populated public place .(e.g. amusement parks)
Example of Bageling in Context
*At Epcot in Disney World*
*Jewish bystander walking*
*Other Jewish man walking*
*spots jewish bystander, walks over*
Other Jewish Man: "MINCHA BY MEXICO AT 5:30"
by Huds23 January 27, 2016
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Bageling

The term for when a dog or cat curls up into a ball and falls asleep, staying curled in the shape of a bagel
"Oh my gosh, look! Your cat is bageling!! AWWWW"
by Bugamasoo February 12, 2021
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