facebook spam babe

A girl who you don't know and is out of your league adds you as a friend on facebook. Upon adding her, she keeps on sending you spam wall posts and messages until you finally block her. A facebook spam babe is usually male, and always an internet troll.

How to spot a facebook spam babe
-The profile seems new.
-She has slutty wall posts to entice you to add them.
-All of her friends are few and male.
-One or more of her statuses are links.
-The name exotic enough to be a pornstar's but tame enough to be the girl next door's.
-Looking for: Dating/A Relationship - no babe is looking for that on facebook.

Yo man, who's that hot girl you added on facebook the other day?

Dude, she was just a facebook spam babe. I got a whole bunch of spam messages after I added her.

by The hardest button to button February 28, 2010

Satan's baby

When one eats a lot of hot, spicy food and then shits fire, incinerates their sphincter, burns up their o-ring, etc. the next day.

"After eating all of those habanero peppers last night, I had Satan's baby this morning!"

by Jedi Conductor September 18, 2015

starve the baby

Titty fucking a chick using her breast milk as lube.

If you have a dirty ass and Hershey spurts it becomes chocolate milk.

I really want to starve the baby with the chick I met at the mommy and me class.

by Starvin Marvin December 14, 2016

Green Card Baby

When your brown ass self is born just to keep your father in the U.S.

Austin: "Bruh aren't you gonna get deported next month"
Kaylin: "Nah nah nah, I got that green card baby on the way"
Jess: "You wat?"

by Knowledge man July 1, 2020

lil illegal baby

a memoji that pops out when you do something illegal

Minecraft banana herd that has strocks-gosh your such a lil illegal baby
Milena-me too

by minecraft chicken nuggets January 1, 2022

pandas eat their babies

The weird phenomenon of a giant panda eating their babies due to the lack of bamboo and utilizing them as a source of protein and nutrients.

Also used as an idiom to sarcastically describe those who lack common sense and have wild imaginations of the “natural world”.

William thinks pandas eat their babies, how weird.

by hahahahahaokayyyyy April 27, 2023

New Baby Smell

That wonderful smell that can only be found on newborn babies. Can be described as a milky smell, a baby powder smell, or the smell of unused diapers.
Never used in a negative way, and commonly used by groups of women surrounding a new mom.
The smell sticks with you after holding a new baby, and makes you want a baby of your own. (Which is why men don't use the term too often.)

Kara: Oh, she's so cute, can I hold her?
Jen: Sure.
Kara: *gush* Ohhh, she has that new baby smell.
Maria: It makes you just want to eat her up, right?
Kara: Ahh, I want a baby so I can smell like this all the time...
Henry: I'm just gonna get out of here..... *vanishes*
Maria: You boyfriend must not like kids, Kara.

by PyroBlackCat November 16, 2009