Strip Your Bark

Stop Talking and Start Fighting

Take off your leaves, Hide your branches, Strip Your Bark, We about to have a tree fight.

by YMGF May 5, 2009

big batty barker

Jessica Barker and her wham batty - her nickname

Damnn it's big batty barker!

by Finramp June 14, 2016

kayleigh debra barker

She has huge cankels, that weigh her down when she walks. But she gives good neck ;)

Hello Kayleigh debra barker I love you

by Nevaehisnotsugargay May 6, 2019

tighter than bark on a tree

This phrase can describe many people we have the pleasure of knowing and have to deal with on a daily basis;
Such as, stingy ass pricks who wouldn't loan you a dollar to save your life AND EVEN IF THEY DID... there would be 70% interest.
Aswell as "no bullshit" parents who force their kids (and other people's kids) to act like good fucking Catholic school boys with consequences of "a knuckle sandwich" and or "tanning your hide" in tandem with threats like "If you keep it up like this, you won't be able to sit for a week!" or " You'd better watch your smart mouth buster!"

"Damn Daniel, your dad is tighter than bark on a tree!"

"You don't even know the half of it, Billy."

by 《Your Wife's Boyfriend》 October 6, 2020

pulling a Barker

To flash your balls accidentally at an old Vietnamese lady collecting sea weed.

This morning I was chased by an old Vietnamese man after he saw me pulling a Barker at his wife.

by derettahs October 14, 2020

why did the dog bark

The dog barked because it can

When you wanna make ur friends confused just say "Why did the dog bark?"

When you wanna make ur friends confused just say "Why did the dog bark?"

by Suppertimeintheevening! January 13, 2022

Rianna Jade Barker

Best. Sister. Ever. PERIODDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Cayden :Have you seen, Rianna Jade Barker today? Well I mean the most amazing sister since 2001!
Carter: Yeah! I saw her in her room watching YouTube and doing her hair. We are supposed to go Pokémon shopping later with Tyler and Kaylyn.
Cayden: Can I come?
Carter: Sure! Let’s get the Mew Booster Box!
Cayden: Yay!

by CaydenALuckyBrother April 19, 2022