Roman Catholic Atheist

An atheist who has rejected all beliefs, but still seems to not want to go to protestant Church more than Catholic.

"Im a Roman Catholic Atheist, I'm not going to any church, but I'm going the least to the other ones"

by thefitnessgramafwe23rware January 22, 2022

Atheist

Someone that, by their very existence alone, can make religious people very angry.

Guy1: Did you hear Tom is an atheist?
Person on internet hiding behind anonymity: He must worship Satan, let's burn his house down.

by the meh kid August 9, 2010

Atheist

someone who does good things because they are good, as opposed to Theists, who do good things solely in order to earn brownie points with some sort of God in order to get into heaven

Theist - "Here's £5 for cancer research, but don't spend it on Stem Cell research. I'm going straight to heaven now."

Atheist - "Here's £5 for cancer research, spend it on whatever works. I'm going straight to Subway now."

by Libreg September 18, 2010

Atheism

N. A non-theistic worldview embraced by people who are still bitter about the Santa Clause Revelation. Often leads to aggressively smug internet trolling on Christian webpage comboxes and social networking sites.

While verbally lacerating Christians for the Inquisition and the Crusades, atheists conveniently ignored the fact that in a few decades of the 20th century, atheist regimes killed over 100 million people. Mao Ze-Dong, Josef Stalin, Pol Pot, Kim Il Sung, among others, murdered countless millions in their pursuit of atheist totalitarian utopias. That is inconvenient for atheism.

by MountAthosfriend May 4, 2014

Atheist

Not a greedy know-it-all teenager, who pretends to hate religion but celebrates Christmas, as posted by anonymous, rather someone who does not believe in god. This person may or may not celebrate the overly-commercial holiday of Christmas which no longer has a basis in religion.

I do not believe in any deity, therefore I am an atheist.

by Anonymous May 13, 2005

Atheism

The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything then a bunch of everything magically rearranged for no reason what so ever into self-replicating tiny bits which then turned into dinosaurs!



make perfect sense...right?

atheism: the belief of nothing

by me0928345602938569365487392095 January 20, 2009

Atheism

The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged its self for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turn into dinosaurs.

Yeah makes perfect sense

evolution atheism atheist big bang darwinism

by young blaza420 September 19, 2009