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Anal Specks

Specks of skin from the anus, or specks of poop. (Poopy Specks)
"Dude, wipe your butt you have Anal Specks!"
by CarterSmith September 13, 2023
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False Anal

When you shit in a girls mouth and she gives you a blow job. Then there is shit on your dick making it look like you just had anal sex.
Me and my girlfriend got tired of normal anal, so we did some false anal!
by shitlickingcockbrainrofl September 14, 2010
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Anal bonsai

When a woman is on the floor bear ass naked. And a man jumps off the bed also naked down onto and into the woman while screaming bonsai
Oh yeah me and Patricia are going to try anal bonsai tonight
by Freakydude97 January 8, 2021
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Anal fibrillation

a high anxiety state produced in response to not knowing what the hell is going on; the fibrillating (i.e., quivering) of the rectal muscle that generally precedes sudden loss of sphincter control. Risk increases with higher level positions on company organizational chart.
The VP went into anal fibrillation when the government auditors showed up at the same time as the 60 Minutes crew.
by Maygmom October 30, 2011
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anal jag

When you're having anal sex and they shove it in you a bit too hard and for a split second it's so painful it gives you an "anal jag".
"Mike fucked my ass last night but it was so painful...at one point he gave me an anal jag!"
by fanyole23 January 14, 2019
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anal pong

the act of two people being asshole to asshole and passing sex toys without the use of hands, usually but not limited to vibrating bullets
"C'mon baby, we're playing some anal pong tonight and I'm gonna be the winner."
by Phineas Q August 28, 2008
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Anal beheading

When someone's neck is slit and head is then stuck up someone's rectum and then their neck is twisted while in the rectum causing the head to fall off
Dude 1: did you see that movie with the anal beheading
Dude 2: yeah I like the part when they slit his throat
by Thegreatwhitebeannie February 23, 2017
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