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Elijah

Big ass dick🤣😂😂🤣🤣
Elijah is a nigga with a big ass dick is 5 feet long and 8 feet wide😂
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Elijah Prosser

A fucking sexy hot many with juicy tits that i want to suckle
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Elijah

hot, sexy, cute, jaw dropping boy who will make your heart stop in pure delight
Elijah is so freaking sexy
by lovelylion April 9, 2022
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Elijah

Elijah is often a loud, blunt guy that makes a lot of mistakes. He’s a really nice guy and can make you smile with his laugh. He also has lots of friends. He doesn’t realize how hot he is and can pop cherries with a glance and can cause mixed feelings in women. Deserves better.
Girl: Elijah is an interesting guy, I can’t tell if I like him or not.
by Dat Boi who roasts ur friends November 21, 2021
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Elijah

Elijah is a kind, caring, smart, funny and good-looking guy.He may seem shy at first but once you get to know him, he really doesn't know how to shut up (which is kind of cute).Super athletic you may find him playing football with the guys.He will always act dumb but is actually really smart.He can be one of the bestest friends you'll ever have (if you can get one one as a boyfriend even better).He will seriously drop whatever he's doing to help you.In conclusion, if you know somebody named Elijah, don't let them go, you will regret it.
Girl drops her book*
Elijah:Are you okay?
Helps her with the books*
Girl:Thanks
Elijah:No problem, Whats your name?
Girl:Lizzy
Elijah: Can I have your number?
Lizzy: Sure

Fastfoward 2 years Elijah and Lizzy are starting high school sophomore year and a happy couple.

Based off a true story*
by Nonyabussiness123 January 1, 2022
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Elijah

A curly haired, twink ass nigga that owns a van and refers to children as lollis in standard conversation.
Person 1: Hey, you heard Elijah has a restraining order?
Person 2: Yeah, it applies to a 5 kilometre radius of any educational institution
by Oiled_Nutsack29 July 18, 2023
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Pulling an Elijah

Leaving the Xbox party for no appearent reason
Friend: Well no wonder I feel sick when they join the party

You: Pulling an Elijah
by ItsMeEli December 23, 2020
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