Elijah

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Elijah is a nigga with a big ass dick is 5 feet long and 8 feet wide😂

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A fucking sexy hot many with juicy tits that i want to suckle

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Elijah

hot, sexy, cute, jaw dropping boy who will make your heart stop in pure delight

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Elijah is often a loud, blunt guy that makes a lot of mistakes. He’s a really nice guy and can make you smile with his laugh. He also has lots of friends. He doesn’t realize how hot he is and can pop cherries with a glance and can cause mixed feelings in women. Deserves better.

Girl: Elijah is an interesting guy, I can’t tell if I like him or not.

by Dat Boi who roasts ur friends November 21, 2021

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Elijah is a kind, caring, smart, funny and good-looking guy.He may seem shy at first but once you get to know him, he really doesn't know how to shut up (which is kind of cute).Super athletic you may find him playing football with the guys.He will always act dumb but is actually really smart.He can be one of the bestest friends you'll ever have (if you can get one one as a boyfriend even better).He will seriously drop whatever he's doing to help you.In conclusion, if you know somebody named Elijah, don't let them go, you will regret it.

Girl drops her book*
Elijah:Are you okay?
Helps her with the books*
Girl:Thanks
Elijah:No problem, Whats your name?
Girl:Lizzy
Elijah: Can I have your number?
Lizzy: Sure

Fastfoward 2 years Elijah and Lizzy are starting high school sophomore year and a happy couple.

Based off a true story*

by Nonyabussiness123 January 1, 2022

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