Alabama Thankyou

When something is expected or unexpectedly inserted into your colon or rectum.

Ted-"John gave me a hug today and slipped in an Alabama thankyou."

Bob-" Is that a good or a bad thing?"

Ted- "Honestly,liked it."

Bob-" My doctors worried about my colon, so he scheduled me for an Alabama Thankyou next week. Should I be worried?"

Ted-"Na sounds like fun!"

by GhostrideUrMom October 7, 2021

alabama ackkbar

when an alabama boy cums in his sister and calls out altar ackbar as he cums

man I gave my sister an alabama ackkbar

by wammistightpussyissowet69 October 5, 2019

alabama salad

Alabama Salad is the act of taking a shit in a gaped asshole and eating it out

Randy tossed an alabama salad to his dead puppy

by Alabama salad April 5, 2017

Alabama Forklift

The act of when a girl and her two male cousins perform a stunt in which they try to lift her up with nothing but their erect penises.

Cletus: Howdy fellur, i gave my cousin christine an Alabama Forklift with Leeroy on sunday,

Fellur: Well aint that dandy, i tried that with my Mom, snapped my dick in two.

by Dickfingers69 September 4, 2018

Alabama Republican

Someone who has sex with an underaged girl then blames Jesus when caught.

The Alabama Republican received more votes than his opponent since justifying the statatory rape with a bible verse.

by Tiny Baby Jesus November 10, 2017

Alabama Roulette

Like Russian roulette, but with a pistol instead of a revolver.

The south is morning tonight after the governors of both Mississippi and Alabama died after a game of Alabama roulette.

by lzcracker July 18, 2015

Alabama Slammer

1. An prison in Alabama

2. When a person from Alabama slams on your cock

The Alabama Slammer was a neat trick she decides to use

by TitanicGlynn@Fuck you April 22, 2018