Disappearing father trick

this is where the father says he’s going to get some cigarettes or Stella and completely ditches the family

Evan: dad can you pick up some candy from the shop
Father: sweet kid

Evan leaves ...

father : stupid little naka thinks am getting him sweets fuk this am not comin back me like kid FUK U EVAN I’m gonna do the disappearing father trick

by Hi I’m Evan February 20, 2020

Father O'Leary

A now-departed teacher of world religions at Creighton Prepatory School. The most selfless and saintly person I have ever met. A lover of tepid water.

I wish more people were as kind and genuine as Father O'Leary.

by PBCrunch December 1, 2018

step-co-father-in-law

1- Stepchild-in-law's father.
2- Child-in-law's stepfather.

Step-co-father-in-law.

by UserXDXP April 25, 2023

Harold's your Father and Debra's your Mother

The slighty lesser known relatives of bib and fanny, made to complete the family tree.

Def: "And your done" or "its finished"

Turn the screw, tighten the knob, and BOOM! Harold's(debra) your father(mother)!!

(Harold's your Father and Debra's your mother)

by bobtheslobthebob October 6, 2021

Father

Some random dude who put sperm in your mother and then if he finds out your mom is pregnant, might leave. Or if they’re just like “oh well this is my life now” they’ll stay and then act like they own you until you move out. If anyone owns you, it’s your mom. You stayed in her stomach for 9 months, left her, and then she tolerated all your shit. Honestly moms deserve more love.

Father: let’s do the nasty
Mom: okay

~a few weeks later ~
Mom: I’m pregnant

Father: fuck this shit

by The.saddest.boyo March 10, 2019

father

i’m sorry, it seems what you have typed is not in the dictionary, considering the fact that he left. i suggest looking up similar words, like milk, store, left. good day to you.

my FATHER went to get the MILK

by Your Moms Great In Bed.. May 10, 2022

Father

someone who will never come back

father: going to get milk
son: aight see you in heaven or hell

by You ass at fortnite January 18, 2022