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David Colón

Formidable foe, intelligent, creative, handsome, He is a true man. Not only will women flock to him because of his strength, but also because of his stark intelligence and wisdom. Smart and funny. Has auburn hair and brown eyes. An attentive and selfless lover.

He's a guy that is both strong and gentle, he has compassion, but can still react without mercy. A great leader, all people flock to him. He also knows how to care for women and treat them right, while still wearing the pants in the relationship. To him, the world is his, and he can do anything and everything he wants.

Davids are incredibly loyal, and can often be trusted with very important things. If you wanted to take a walk at like 12 am, or just needed to vent, a David would be the best option.
I miss David Colón so much
by MissinDavid90 March 18, 2011
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David Cameron

A giant blue-blooded lizard from the Palaeolithic era that roams the United Kingdom.
British Man: Holy fuck, what's Godzilla doing HERE!?!
Another British Man: That's no Godzilla, that's a DAVID CAMERON!!!!
by TheBrownAvenger January 2, 2012
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David Eason

the 100th boyfriend Jenelle Evans has had. He is a piece of shit who abuses kids and kills dogs.
"Fuck David Eason for killing the dog"
by girly1975 July 5, 2019
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Pull a David

Blocking someone on social media to avoid fixing a problem. Normally blocking because of a stupid and pathetic reason.
James : "I should just block her"
Luke: "NO, don't pull a david"

James: "Yea you're right"
by vibin101 April 1, 2020
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David

The bitchest guy you have ever meet.Something a black man says when they throw a condom into a trashcan after having sex with a white woman in a hotel room.
David oh i made it bitch
by ehfgeygfeydhfguyerhfudehgfuhgh December 5, 2018
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David

A perverted senior who likes freshmen girls and sucks at rapping also thinks he the king of high school even though he only a fool if you see him punch him
Yo David did some stupid rap agian
Yo David just got rejected by another 9th grade girl
by Jalugod March 10, 2019
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David

A gay guy who beats peepee for free and likes men but beat women
Guy 1: that’s david he is so gay and beats women

Guy 2: I know he beat my peepee for free last night
by Mommytits967 February 19, 2019
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