David Cameron

A giant blue-blooded lizard from the Palaeolithic era that roams the United Kingdom.

British Man: Holy fuck, what's Godzilla doing HERE!?!
Another British Man: That's no Godzilla, that's a DAVID CAMERON!!!!

by TheBrownAvenger January 2, 2012

David Eason

the 100th boyfriend Jenelle Evans has had. He is a piece of shit who abuses kids and kills dogs.

"Fuck David Eason for killing the dog"

by girly1975 July 5, 2019

Pull a David

Blocking someone on social media to avoid fixing a problem. Normally blocking because of a stupid and pathetic reason.

James : "I should just block her"
Luke: "NO, don't pull a david"

James: "Yea you're right"

by vibin101 April 1, 2020

david

some ugly ass boy on 457

ew it’s david

by 🦄Dat unicorn doe🦄 April 22, 2019

David

David is a angry man who gets upset about everything including children perticualy children taller than him. He is happy until children co.e along because he likes attention .David's like ice creams and food and beeeeeeef!!!

David is very angry

by blobslob May 9, 2018

David

The bitchest guy you have ever meet.Something a black man says when they throw a condom into a trashcan after having sex with a white woman in a hotel room.

David oh i made it bitch

by ehfgeygfeydhfguyerhfudehgfuhgh December 5, 2018

David

A perverted senior who likes freshmen girls and sucks at rapping also thinks he the king of high school even though he only a fool if you see him punch him

Yo David did some stupid rap agian
Yo David just got rejected by another 9th grade girl

by Jalugod March 10, 2019