Newfie slider whistle

The art of inserting a flesh light into another man’s anus and having sex with the sex toy so it isn’t gay.
I gave my bro a Newfie slider whistle and didn’t have to say no homo first
by Babybert April 16, 2024
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Don't pish on the whistle

Phrase commonly used when someone is needlessly angry at an inanimate object, potentially making a situation worse.
"This stupid remote won't work!"

"Jeez, don't pish on the whistle."
(Don't break the remote you'll just make the situation worse.)
by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025
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tune the meat whistle

While sucking a dick, you place three fingers on top of the shaft and tap alternately like your playing a flute
This chick was giving me head and tapping her fingers. I exclaimed, you really know how to tune the meat whistle
by Cumuppance September 05, 2021
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Weenier whistle

Weenier whistle is what you use to respond To scam callers or when someone has a weird opening on tinder
Hello we are from th IR..“

“Weenier whistle“
by JonTronShow Official October 03, 2020
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Whistle Pig

A forum hater who tries to combine two words into one to belittle a person and "gas light" others into attacking them due to partisan ideas or political bullcrap. Especially young leftist fascists.
I just had this communist "Whistle Pig" me on a Reddit forum because they thought their friends would read it and come slay me like the police, in literal fashion.

This douche just tried to "Whistle Pig" me on a post and utterly failed.
by ARsithuldore April 06, 2021
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DP whistle

When you put two penises on the sides of your mouth and try to whistle
My girlfriend is a musician. She can reallly play the DP whistle well.
by ShaneIsDope September 11, 2018
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Dick Whistled

A person (commonly a woman) who is overly infatuated with their male spouse leading to the inability to refuse a command or task.
Dude this chick's dick whistled I got her so wrapped around my finger that I'm scared the circulation is getting cut.
by LeoTheLionBme February 02, 2025
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